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I'm the MSM/dnc, and I Approve of this Mess.

 
I live in California and was going to plant a sappling out back next to the pool when my neighbor, a government employee, recomended against it as I would be in violation of the anti-offshore drilling statutes...
 
I went ahead and started digging anyway. Soon I was amazed to find an actual jawbone of the extinct "Neandercrat Man".
 
  As luck would have it, I was putting together another bunch of old skeletal remains and this jawbone was a perfect fit for the first ever completely assembled structure of the "North American Velossa-jackass". I'm very...uh, proud. Yeah, that's it, proud.    
 
   In a related story: Nancy Pelosi still exists.
 
   This date in future news:
As the one year anniversary of the retaking of congress by the DNC approaches, Rep. Charles Rangel is getting ready for a big celebration to usher in the new "payroll adjustments" he authored with Jesse Jackson who said,"I think, that with the initiation, of these fine fine, supa fine, reparations (applause applause), America has entered inta, a peerid, of the fulfillment, of many naraminded peoples', soopastitions ! (more applause) So in closin', to paraphrase my brother Stevie,from his classic,'Superstition' - 
                       'They wouldn't vote for their own,
                        Now their bent over and boned !,
                               And they sufferrrrrrrr !!!
                         Stayin' home just aint the way ! 
                     Fu-ull ri-ights for gays! Yey ee yey!"
 
   Dateline Iraq: CNN reports that ever since the pullout of  coalition forces from Iraq, "There is complete and total harmony here and no, we won't say anything that might get our throats slit or cause our presence in this very important news front to end. whew! that was close." 
Eason Jordan approves of this "news" report.
 
   In still other news: Public display of religiosity has been outlawed, ALL guns will be registered and held securely from your protection by the government (including the one they just pryed from that guys' cold, dead hand), every woman must submit to at least one abortion, cloning is mandatory and ALL fathers will be allowed to have visitation with their biological children at least once a month if they have not violated the new, "Do not ever, do or say anything, that any human being might percieve as innapropriate, towards any other human being, ever." statute. end

Make sure to do your country proud this election season. Let the sellout,spineless,beholdin' to lobbyists,RINO,republicrat,won't do exactly as you wish, so and sos' know, that they don't have to worry about winning an entire block of voters. Then you can start your own 3rd party. How about the "Blockhead" party ?
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Victory Through Concession and the "It's All About Me" Principle

 Regarding folks that will only vote for "principled" conservatives or not at all, wasn't the "Me generation" back in the '70s ? We all understand.You want to matter. Every time you vote for an apparent conservative he changes as soon as he gets into office, leaving you as an inaffectual little nobody, holding the bag for an RNC tool or whatever you've taken to calling them these days. That does sting and don't think that you're the only one to feel that knife sliding into your back. But, the cold hard fact of the matter is, "creeping socialism" is what we live under in this country and short of another Revolution or at least a coup, it's going to take a very persistent, patient,piece by piece,lethargic,painstaking,slow but sure,move by incremental move, (well, you get the picture) kind of an effort to reverse what took decades to create. Remember "The New Deal" ? I know, no one does.They've come a long way baby. Now it's our turn.
 
   So far, we've had "The Contract With America" -called "The Contract ON America" by the lapdog media in lockstep with their allys in congress - which resulted in a dem President signing welfare reform (I know I know, after vetos galore). I think there were 9 other aspects of the "contract", with some of them being worked on, while others fell by the wayside. That's politics. You shoot for the moon. You settle for a telescope with which to get a clearer view of it. But (again with the buts), some years later we've had 2 (THAT"S TWO !) conservative SCOTUS appointees successfully navigate their way on to the court. There's been enough tax cuts to turn the whole economy around AFTER the tech bubble burst AND the terror attacks of September 11, 2001. There's been an aggressive assault on the worldwide terror machine (If you don't believe me, the details of virtually every classified move are published in the NY Times on a regular basis). Also, we've gotten the "al qeda bill of rights" passed. John Bolton has languished without benefit of an up and down vote, along with numerous appeals courts judges (thank you King Squishy, ie: Sen. Frist) for years. And here's one issue that has GOP heroes AND goats. Border security. Pres. Bush would give amnesty to millions, but the GOP dominated congress stopped him. And those are just a few of the examples that go right, left and middle. 
 
   So what does the above indicate ? You don't get everything you want. The operative word here being YOU. If 1994 never happened, do you think any of the good stuff above would ever have happened ? (This is where I get to the point.) It's not just that you are one of them, " the glass is half empty", kinda people. No, it's a little more complicated. You must make an impact. Being heard is not enough. Your action/choice not to act must be the most important thing, because now they will bow down to you. Forever more, they will make sure you are happy before they act. The tables will turn. Once, you voted and hoped. Now, they will act according to your wishes or suffer the "conseplexes" (noun : a conclusion derived from ticking off ones principled -if not a little in need of therapy- constituents). And there's the rub. The "movement" isn't about the party getting what it can and surviving to fight another day for the next little piece of the puzzle, it's about your hurt feelings. Just listen to yourselves, "They're just a bunch of 'countryclub Republicans' !"  "Ya! Stoopid RiNOs ! They won't even poor tons of money into California to try and beat an entrenched, virtually lifetime appointed, been in office since the Earth cooled dem ! What a buncha' posers dude !!!" You're the only people I know who say, "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain", that aren't being facetious.
 
   Now for the analogy part of the blog. I work for a living. I drive to work. I like it when there's "holiday traffic" and I get to work real fast. That rarely if ever happens. To make sure that I do get to work fast, I don't drive 100 miles per hour. Neither do I respond to the fact that I can't have my way with the traffic by effectively saying, "Well fine then, I'll just go 20 mph below the speed limit ! Or forget that, I'll just stay home." The traffic will notice my absence about as much as the politicians will. They're both happy I'm gone, but for the most part, life goes on either way. Accepting for a few things. The backstabber at my shop will get promoted over me in the short run and, I will be working longer and harder to make up for lost time doing what I should've been doing all along, which is, dealing with the traffic and doing the best that I can to be a productive part of the shop. Also, nobody will carpool with me now (after that 100 mph thing) making the "gridlock" a little worse.
 
    Or, to put it another analogy way. To take your vote and stay home as a way of "saying something" is tantamount to telling the candidates for sheriff in your town "Neither one of you does a good job at fighting crime, so to hell with it ! I'm just gonna dig a deeper basement and buy more canned goods !" What !?! Come again? Me thinks those politicians are lickin' their chops to not have to worry about winning one more vote. Believe me folks, a narrower electorate does not translate into MORE responsive "gub'ment". It makes for the opposite. And you in turn, will get that much more obstinate in your opposition to it. Brilliant. I'm sure Perot or Anderson will be by real soon to save us all from the Rinos. 
 
   It is intellectually dishonest, not to mention irresponsible, to NOT do something as an act of political disssidence. It is also the height of "meism" for lack of a better term, and plays right into the hands of those who are participating in "The Politics of National Destruction", (PND), which includes everyone from the lapdog media, to leftwing politicians,to the terrorists themselves(Yes,they play American politics too.What, you don't think they care who wins the elections? Please...) That last one is the one that gets me. You see, much like many of you, I am a veteran. I love the American Fighting Man. I love him. I also love him when he's a her.
Next to God, there is NO other force known to mankind responsible for the liberation of SO MANY human souls, and -in terms of current America- for the carefree lifestyle of so many people who don't have a clue as to how good they've got it, than those men and women. I repeat. I love them. I am alive because of them.
 
   You are free and able to discuss the impact of your silly little "actus-notdoneus" of grave importance, with all of your other screaming ME MEs because of them but mister, you pull the plug on those virtuous ones and you better never run into me without benefit of some sort of protective gear, because you will have blown it.And our blood enemies will know it, and they will be that much more encouraged to do harm to the people that serve as the only real buffer between us and an appointment with absolute destruction.
 
   The American Fighting Man refuses to quit, and I refuse to let him die in vain.
If you know what's good for your country, neither will you. Now get out there and vote dammit. And vote to say, "Yes, I support you. I appreciate you. I am with you as you spill your blood in the mission that you believe in, as only a fighting patriot can."
 
Thank you and God Bless this great country, those who serve it in the armed forces and those who support him. And God help us all, if we are truly the minority in the "Land of the Free, Because of the Brave"
2spot, over and out
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All the Wishy that's fit to Wash

  With all of the absurdity that's going on in the world, here's some of the possible news stories.
 
  ATLAS MAKES 'BOOM BOOM WHOOPSIE !'
The AP reported today that the estate of Ayn Rand has siezed on the opportunity presented by all of the "Cut and Run Conservatives" demanding perfect, conservative candidates or they'll hold their collective breath until the congress turns blue.
 
   "I'm just so happy that I can finally unload this thing" said Harry Binswanger, the current man in charge of publishing for the estate. "It's her worst work I must admit but it's got her name on it and there is clearly a new huge segment of the public that have aquired a taste for this sort of thing." 
   The book,"we the stupid", is the tale of a man, who after experiencing the success of Rands' previous novel's characters in Atlas Shrugged, decides to drop out of the scene and contemplate the full force of his one man "shrug" at the world, which is caused by America not signing the Kioto Accords. Basically, life goes on and the man, Howard Doark, fades into oblivion after getting a real bad neck ache. (I know there were no "accords" even when she died in 1982. I am using my "absurdic license")  END
 
          LIMBAUGH,                                                   NAZI OR JUST ASPIRING APARTHIEDEST ? 
   On Monday, Jesse Jackson stormed the grand opening of a new "Ruths' Criss" steakhouse by Rush Limbaugh with requests that Rush debate him on the relative merits of dining at the new steakhouse as opposed to eating at "Red Lobster". Suddenly and inexplicably, Mr. Jackson shouted, "So, ARE YOU A 'STEAKIST' MR. LIMBOW !?!" Rush: "No sir, I am not." This exchange prompted the NY Times to publish a story with the headline,"Limbaugh to Great Civil Rights Leader,'I THOUGHT YOU GUYS LIKED CHICKEN' " Their blog on the incident was headlined with, "Limbaugh uses 'N-word' in Attack on Great Civil Rights Leader". The content of these stories did not mention their own headlines, but they did include the launch codes for several hundred American I.C.B.M.s and there exact locations with diagrams, "Google Maps" links and the fone number to the local Ryder "Gargantuan Flatbed" Rental outlet. Mr. Limbaugh, unbelievably, had no comment in response to the Times. END
 
 
         NEVER QUESTION THE WELL MEANING -                                OR ELSE
   The person scheduled to be the house majority leader early next year, Nancy Pulloutsi, unvieled the democrat partys' new slogan.
"We're the Left, Snuffing Out Intellectual Diversity From the Halls of Congress, to Every College Campus and Movie Theater and TV Station and Highschool Class and Jr. High and Elementary and Preschool Playground and Library in Existence !"
Pulloutsi, "I love the way it rolls off my tounge !"
     
   Hollywood got in on the act with one of their own. Michael J. Fox (still recovering from  vicious attacks by conservatives who had previously launched into personally targeted diatribes like "Uh uh" and "That's not correct" in response to Mr. Fox's pleas for them to stop the mass murder of his fellow handycapables) warmed up (backstage before the proceedings) with several manuevers on the parallel bars and a very impressive speed metal style tap dance routine. Then, as he approached the mic, his disease kicked in and he had to be rolled out to the unvieling. He held up a simple, hand made sign, that looked as though it had been made by a guy with little or no muscle control. "9r8g598uyhgbhk8tyn 3hv" is all it said. His personal translator translated," This is MJ Fox - I Make it Up, Then You Decide". END 
 
                  THE AXIS OF DUFFOUS   
   Early yesterday, representatives from the moderate republicans, "Cut & Run Conservatives" and the MSM signed a compact, promising to get along for ever more. The agreement, called "The Proxy of the Duped", is being hailed by everyone who was there, as a landmark achievement in the cause to get along. A spokesman for the MSM said, "Wow ! Can you believe how mother$#!%&! stupid those guys are ? I mean, WOW !!!" A spokeman for the "C&RCs" said, "NO! I ain't leavin' til I get me some grubb ! Hey sissy boy, what does 'proxy' mean anyhow ?"  When a leader of the "moderate republicans" was sought, they all scattered or hid in the bathrooms hoping that no one would notice until it was all over and they could come back and see what they had signed so as to know what to say in their press release to be issued the following day. END
 
     I wish I could type better. Haven't even gotten to the good stuff yet ! Will try again tommorow, 2spot -over and out...
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The Day's (A)Musing(S)

  I was listening to Laura today and started laughing so hard that I lost consiousness. I tell ya, old, advice giving jewish ladies really crack me up. Anyway, next thing I knew I was spinning in circles mumbling, "Help me Mr. Wizard,Help me !" This event apparently transported me through time and definitely into looney land. Here's some of what I saw......
 
   Michael J. Fox was the star of a big jamboree for people whose shortcomings had been cloned away. He and President Hillary, on whose shoulder his head had been grafted while he awaited "adjustments" to his new body, were about to lite the kindling at the bottom of a bonfire placed beneath the bound and gagged super patriots, Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh. Fox spoke. "With this flame, it is passed into law forever and all time, that the 'New and Improved Fairness Doctrine' will be enforced with fire. If anyone convicted under the new 'Anti-Insensitivity' statutes, passes the fire test, they will be free to go. 'Free to go' into the stoning room that is !!!" The crowd roared and swung their many (mutated from failed cloning experiments) limbs around in approval. Just then, 2spotlefty stormed the stage with a buck knife, a fire extinguisher, and a copy of the constitution....  Well, you see how it's going. I saved the day. Got the girl.Yeah me. Blah blah blah
 
   Then, it was sometime in 2009. After the dems had taken ALL offices of government, right down to your dogcatcher.
There was a big signing ceremony for  the "We'll Always React Really Really Fast to Attacks on America Act of 2009". President Clinton, "With the signing of this legislation, I have made it possible for all government emergency agencies to immediately begin discussing a plan for how to deal with the fact that Los Angeles is in flames...No please...please...no applause...please hold your aplause until I finish. These regulations also allow for congress to make a proposal about what to do with Chicago when the 'half life' of the contamination, from our muslim brothers last expression of political disagreement has expired. I look forward to seeing you all next week when our Surgeon General, John Edwards, unvails the results of his promise to make Chris Reed rise from the grave and walk again." 
 
   Also in the future, our energy problems are solved when a Stanford phyisicist, successfully connects giant turbine engines, to the spinning corpses of our forefathers.
 
   The big winner at the "Balsys" (the nickname for the annual, "Ted Kennedys, Profiles in Chutzpah" awards show) was once again, Bill Clinton. He also got a lifetime achievment award for his work rewriting the history books for all grades of school.
 
   Future news story: In what is being hailed as a bold move, the entire republican party has converted to the Nation of Islam. Pollsters confirm that it is now a stone cold lock, The GOP won't win a single race. But not one person in the media will say anything critical about them anymore. Former speaker Hastert, "I think it's a win win."
 
   Enough absurdities, I'm gettin' a catscan.
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L is for Lefty - Whoooa Lefty !

This is a very funny exchange in the comments section of Rep. Boehner's column on Friday about those undermining dems. (known here as traitors when they decide to leak classified material, regardless of it's sensitivity, in whole or in part in order to harm our President/military effort) between myself and some guy named "Laughingatyou"(no link). Here's the column url:http://www.townhall.com/columnists/JohnBoehner/2006/10/20/the_democrats%e2%80%99_dangerous_record_of_undermining_america%e2%80%99s_intelligence_community
Laughingatyou writes: Sunday, October, 22, 2006 1:44 PM
jimmy can u answer one? of course not
 
Why are we in Iraq?

Why didnt we PUT ALL OF OUR ARMED FORCES in Afghanistan to get bin laden?

Why did we fund the Taliban to fight the soviets?

Why did we give Iraq and Iran both WMD's during their war in the 80's?

Why did we secretly give israel hundreds of nukes?

How come the president can take an American citizen and call him an "enemy combatant"?

"Fascism should more properly be called corporatism because it is the merger of state and corporate power." - Benito Mussolini

what do you think about the above statement?

How come afghanistan has RECORD HIGH OPIUM PRODUCTION?

Hey jimmy whats up with Colombia and the War on Drugs?

Why are 650thou or more innocent iraqis dead.... FOR WHAT?(oil...lol)

Why are the Bush and Bin laden family so close?

O and last but not least did jesus say you must LOVE THOSE WHO HATE you for your reward is in heaven with the father?

YOU ignore religion, history and reality just like YOUR president. ;) anyone else wanna step up?
Laughingatyou writes: Sunday, October, 22, 2006 1:48 PM
o and
Republicans and democrats are CORRUPTED by the same lobbyist agenda's. The left AND right are a show the elites of this country put on for the public.

DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING to say about this comment? ;)
Laughingatyou writes: Sunday, October, 22, 2006 1:50 PM
but
But of course none of you will answer or ever TRY to debate me.

YOU will duck,dogdge and dismiss what i have to say.

VOICES like mine will only get louder. ;)
2spotlefty writes: Sunday, October, 22, 2006 2:12 PM
13 Qs back at you, Laughin
Why did we fight Nazi Germany ?

Why didn't we put ALL OF OUR ARMED FORCES in the Pacific to get Tojo? (are ALL of our armed forces in any one place now?)

Why did we fight WITH Russia to defeat the "Axis" ?

Why did American pilots,in their "Flying Tigers"(wmd?), fight the Japanese on behalf of China ?

Why did we secretly or otherwise give Great Britain US made fighters ?

How come FDR shut up an American newspaper ?

"Abu Gurab has reopened under new management, U.S. management." sen, t kennedy

what do YOU think about THAT statement ?

The opium thing? I guess YOU would know about that.

Hey laughy, how you dealin' with those flashbacks these days ?

There are NOT 650thou dead innocent Iraqis since The American Fighting Man showed up. You're showing your moveon.org underware there laughy.

Bush & ubl close? Do you know who REALLY blew up the Towers too?

Oh and last but not the stupidest (well, maybe).The bible, much like the Constitution is not a suicide pact. Good people have always had to act. Now go back to playing with your tarot cards. OUT!!!

 

Laughingatyou writes: Sunday, October, 22, 2006 2:28 PM
;)
"Why did we fight Nazi Germany ?"

To rid the world of nazis and fascist.(its a shame we are turning into a fascist country)

"Why did we fight WITH Russia to defeat the "Axis" ?"

i dont understand what you are trying to say...explain plz

"Why did American pilots and their "Flying Tigers"(wmd?) attack the japs on behalf of China ?"

Wait didnt JAPAN ATTACK US FIRST...stop trying to equate WW2 and iraq. (old moron) ;)

Why did we secretly or otherwise give Great Britain US made fighters?

Wait are you trying to equate ww2 and a Preemptive strike on iraq AGAIN? ahahahah

"How come FDR shut up an American newspaper?"

Why?

"Abu Gurab has reopened under new management, U.S. management." sen, t kennedy

what do YOU think about THAT statement ?"

He is ABSOLUTELY right. ;)

"Why didn't we put ALL OF OUR ARMED FORCES in the Pacific to get Tojo? (are ALL of our armed forces in any one place)"

Um..Tojo ATTACKED us first right?(lol)did saddam?(you old moron)

"The opium thing? I guess YOU would know about that"

UNDER the TALIBAN opium production was less then 1 percent

UNDER THE US opium production is AT A ALL TIME HIGH.

Where are the BIGGEST markets for heroin?

"There are NOT 650thou dead innocent Iraqis since The American Fighting Man showed up. You're showing your moveon.org underware there laughy"

You MIGHT HAVE A POINT ON THIS ONE...if they didnt use that formula to estimate ALL MODERN CONFLICTS. ;)

nice try...but next time try to ANSWER ME QUESTIONS..i mean i did it for you right?

OUT!!!(what are you some type of retired soldier? in vietnam? hey how many of YOUR buddies were hook on heroin over there?)




Laughingatyou writes: Sunday, October, 22, 2006 2:41 PM
old man
"Fascism should more properly be called corporatism because it is the merger of state and corporate power." - Benito Mussolini

Its a shame to SEE what your country has become isnt it old man?
2spotlefty writes: Sunday, October, 22, 2006 2:46 PM
Thought you lefties got nuance
I think your commrads use some $10 word like corralary or somethin'(I probly misspelt it) but see, what I was doing was M I R R O R I N G your simpleton questions with some substantive ones. For instance, your #2)why fight Iraq? mine,why fight Nazi Germany? The answer - to rid the world of a fascist killer. Get it? Okay, now you try it.
Laughingatyou writes: Sunday, October, 22, 2006 2:49 PM
but you see
I ANSWERED your questions rather..easily BTW. :) But you DOGDED mine.

What ME to tell you why we are in iraq?(lol)

 

Laughingatyou writes: Sunday, October, 22, 2006 2:50 PM
o
O and TOJO ATTACKED the US first right? did saddam?

What me to tell you why we are in iraq?(old moron) ;)
Laughingatyou writes: Sunday, October, 22, 2006 2:57 PM
OUT!!!....no rather DISMISSED! ;)
" For instance, your #2)why fight Iraq? mine,why fight Nazi Germany? The answer - to rid the world of a fascist killer. Get it? Okay, now you try it."

No the Reason and ONLY REASON...

Reason...and only reason.

Iraq is sitting on a mother lode of some of the lightest, sweetest, MOST PROFITABLE CRUDE OIL on earth.

proof?
http://www.eia.doe.gov/emeu/cabs/Iraq/Oil.html

Iraq contains 112 billion barrels of proven oil reserves, the second largest in the world (behind Saudi Arabia). Iraq's true potential may be much greater than this, however, as the country is relatively unexplored due to years of war and sanctions. For perspective, the Saudis have 260 billion barrels of proven reserves.

Iraqi oil is close to the surface and easy to extract, making it all the more profitable. James Paul, executive director of the Global Policy Forum,
http://www.globalpolicy.org/security/oil/2002/12heart.htm points out that oil companies "can produce a barrel of Iraqi oil for less than $1.50 and possibly as little as $1, including all exploration, oilfield development and production costs." Contrast that with other areas where oil is considered cheap to produce at $5 per barrel or the North Sea, where production costs are $12-16 per barrel. What industry did BUSH&CO work for before the white house?

And Iraq's oil sector is largely undeveloped. Former Iraqi Oil Minister Issam Chalabi (no relation to the neo-con favorite exile, Ahmed Chalabi) told the Associated Press that "Iraq has more oil fields that have been discovered, but not developed, than any other country in the world. 526 prospective drilling sites, just 125 have been opened.(stay the course?)

But the real gem -"Holy Grail" of the oil industry -- lies in Iraq's vast western desert. It's one of the last "virgin" fields on the planet, and it has the potential to catapult Iraq to No. 1 in the world in oil reserves.The country's enormous reserves could break the back of OPEC, a wet dream in Western capitals for three decades.Iraq's Oil Ministry anticipate that when all is said and done, the big winners in Iraq will be the Big Four -- the American firms Exxon-Mobile and Chevron, the British BP-Amoco and Royal Dutch-Shell -- that dominate the world oil market.

During the 12-year sanction period, the Big Four were forced to sit on the sidelines while the government of Saddam Hussein cut deals with the Chinese, French, Russians and others (despite the sanctions, the United States ultimately received 37 percent of Iraq's oil during that period, according to the independent committee that investigated the oil-for-food program, but almost all of it arrived through foreign firms).

In a 1999 speech, Dick Cheney, then CEO of the oil services company Halliburton, told a London audience that the Middle East was where the West would find the additional 50 million barrels of oil per day that he predicted it would need by 2010, but, "while even though companies are anxious for greater access there, progress continues to be slow."

http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn/A17347-2004Apr16?language=printer

But serious planning for the war had begun in February of 2002, as Bob Woodward revealed in his book, Plan of Attack. Planning for the future of Iraq's oil wealth had been under way for longer still.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A17347-2004Apr16.html

In February of 2001, just weeks after Bush was sworn in, the same energy executives that had been lobbying for Saddam's ouster gathered at the White House to participate in Dick Cheney's now INFAMOUS Energy Task Force. Although Cheney would go all the way to the Supreme Court to keep what happened at those meetings a secret, we do know a few things, thanks to documents obtained by the conservative legal group JudicialWatch. As Mark Levine wrote in The Nation:

" a map of Iraq and an accompanying list of "Iraq oil foreign suitors" were the center of discussion. The map erased all features of the country save the location of its main oil deposits, divided into nine exploration blocks. The accompanying list of suitors revealed that dozens of companies from 30 countries -- but not the United States -- were either in discussions over or in direct negotiations for rights to some of the best remaining oilfields on earth."

But the execs from Big Oil didn't just want access to Iraq's oil; they wanted access on terms that would be inconceivable unless negotiated at the barrel of a gun. Specifically, they wanted an Iraqi government that would enter into production service agreements (PSAs) for the extraction of Iraq's oil.

PSAs, developed in the 1960s, are a tool of today's kinder, gentler neocolonialism; they allow countries to retain technical ownership over energy reserves but, in actuality, lock in multinationals' control and extremely high profit margins -- up to 13 times oil companies' minimum target.

PSAs often have long terms -- up to 40 years -- and contain "stabilization clauses" that protect them from future legislative changes. Future governments could be constrained in their ability to pass new laws or policies. That means, for example, that if a future elected Iraqi government wanted to pass a human rights law, or wanted to introduce a minimum wage (and it) affected the company's profits, either the law would not apply to the company's operations or the government would have to compensate the company for any reduction in profits.

Please allow me to continue.(old moron)
Laughingatyou writes: Sunday, October, 22, 2006 3:01 PM
haha
Bush's ENERGY WAR is UNDERMINING AMERICA. OUT!!!
2spotlefty writes: Sunday, October, 22, 2006 3:11 PM
Laughingatyou
No, hey man, I was just kidding. Didn't you notice my name? That doesn't mean that I'm a lefthanded catcher, it means that I'm 2 spots to the left of Howie Dean!!! No no man, you are brilliant! And you illustrat perfectly why, with leftwing leadership after the midterms, we will successfully storm Okinawa and Israel in a surprise attack on the REAL fascist forces and when we are done, we will look ourselves in our own "Pol Potish,Nazi like, Gulag prison guard" eyes and do the only decent thing left for us.Form one gigantic circular firing squad and wait for you and yours to give the order.

I wish you much peace in "The New World that doesn't have G. Bush around to create new terrorists anymore". Make sure to hug an Islamo Fasci- er,um, I'm sorry, a faithful follower of the religion of peace for me.Once the military-Oops, I mean the "Nazi Fascist Rethuglican Gaurds" -are thouroughly neutered, you smart peace lovers can all get on with living happily everafter. Oot
Laughingatyou writes: Sunday, October, 22, 2006 3:17 PM
This is why i laugh at you people.
"No, hey man, I was just kidding. Didn't you notice my name? That doesn't mean that I'm a lefthanded catcher, it means that I'm 2 spots to the left of Howie Dean!!! No no man, you are brilliant! And you illustrat perfectly why, with leftwing leadership after the midterms, we will successfully storm Okinawa and Israel in a surprise attack on the REAL fascist forces and when we are done, we will look ourselves in our own "Pol Potish,Nazi like, Gulag prison guard" eyes and do the only decent thing left for us.Form one gigantic circular firing squad and wait for you and yours to give the order.

I wish you much peace in "The New World that doesn't have G. Bush around to create new terrorists anymore". Make sure to hug an Islamo Fasci- er,um, I'm sorry, a faithful follower of the religion of peace for me.Once the military-Oops, I mean the "Nazi Fascist Rethuglican Gaurds" -are thouroughly neutered, you smart peace lovers can all get on with living happily everafter. Oot"

When presented with real facts you run. Who does that remind me of?(lol)

Republicans and democrats are CORRUPTED by the same lobbyist agenda's. The left AND right are a show the elites of this country put on for the public

I am not a sheep. That is why you cannont debate me with that mush talk you call the right.


2spotlefty writes: Sunday, October, 22, 2006 3:23 PM
My appologies Laughin
I'm sorry sir. My eleven year old was playing with the computer again. I'll be sure to scold her right now."Darnit Missy! How many times have I told you NOT to tease the liberals! Now look at him, the poor man's off on a tangent and they'll probably have to talk him down from a tower or something later on tonight."

I knew I should've stopped it with the (other)monkeys at the zoo, but that's what you get when you don't discipline your kids. Have a nice day and be sure to get that perscription refilled real soon. end communique
Laughingatyou writes: Sunday, October, 22, 2006 3:23 PM
;)
Dont you get it?

WE ARE NOT leaving iraq no matter if a republican or democrat is in office.

FLIP FLOP
FLIP FLOP
FLIP FLOP

;)
Laughingatyou writes: Sunday, October, 22, 2006 3:25 PM
you are the child
"I'm sorry sir. My eleven year old was playing with the computer again. I'll be sure to scold her right now."Darnit Missy! How many times have I told you NOT to tease the liberals! Now look at him, the poor man's off on a tangent and they'll probably have to talk him down from somewhere high later on tonight."

I knew I should've stopped it with the lions at the zoo but that's what you get when you don't discipline your kids. Have a nice day and be sure to get that perscription refilled real soon. end communique"

You cant debate me.(lol)"Kids" these days...sheesh.
Laughingatyou writes: Sunday, October, 22, 2006 3:27 PM
;)
Weak minded coward.
2spotlefty writes: Sunday, October, 22, 2006 3:39 PM
Hah !
"Name calling, name caller! Hah! Sheesh !
Uh uh! You're the name calling name caller!
Hah! That proves it! You can't even answer my substantive proof of how everything is a gigantic conspiracy that BOTH sides are in on and I'm a completely powerless, impudent...little man...with no ability to affect change...other than to go back and forth with some anonomous guy on the internet...where's my souvenir 911 box cutter?...this is it..."
Laughingatyou writes: Sunday, October, 22, 2006 3:47 PM
i can
I can only lead you to the well it is up to you to drink it.
2spotlefty writes: Sunday, October, 22, 2006 3:59 PM
And another thing! (slash slash)
I am NOT a sheep -No WMD!
I am NOT a sheep -Did ya hear me? No WMD!
I am NOT a ba-a-ahhhombs are killing innocent Iraqi children every day!
I am NOT "influences of the 'corporate world' are controlling everything!!!"
I am ...a poor, mind numbed doofus (or as they say in France when watching the Dem convention every 4, "Look at all uv ze dufay") and you old man, will never penetrate my impenetrable wall of impenetrable,impenetrability. When it comes to my steadfastness at being fastened steadily to my impenetrable wall of impenetrability, there's no one like me. Wait, what was I saying? Oh yeah, you're a stupid old man and a cowardly minded weakling.And by the way, I'm rubber, you're glue...