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Posted by 2spothipshot on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 12:37:26 AM
 Welcome to...TALES FROM THE FUTURE !
 
   Tragedies like the following wouldn't be in our future if the democrat party was made our officially licensed "party of the people".

dateline Wash. D.C. -The FUTURE
 Republicans are being blamed today for A SERIES of 'accidental' killings that have been sweeping the country since fluffybunnies were completely outlawed and all history of their existence removed from the public record or replaced with the word 'fluffybunny' when removal is not possible. Of course this didn't settle with the venomous GOP who insisted that the -soon to be banned from public mention- standard chopping ax be allowed to exist and be owned by those who pass all required testing including the standardised fluffybunny tests that were adapted to accomodate safety training for your average 'sugarmuffin'.
   This just in: Legislation has passed in congress to forever more require that all sugarmuffins only be referred to as sugarmuffins and nothing else.That, was just in.
Which brings us to todays tragic, tragic, GOP induced....uh, tragedy. This man, Ainsley Borntasue, lost his father in a horrible and unnecessary accident. "How was I supposed to know it was sharpened ?" said a poor victim of the old Bush administrations legacy. "I didn't even sharpen it. It was in it's muffinwrapper I swear. The next thing I knew it slipped outta my hand and BAMMO! Right between the eyes with a sharpened sugarmuffin. That's what my daddy got...and he didn't deserve it....dam you republicans, dam you all to 'kozytime'.(any references to the hereafter were also banned in the future..."were"?..."the future"?...these things never work).
 
   I don't know if they name congresses like they do baseball teams -you know, "The GasHouse Gang", "The Bronx Bombers" etc.- but i've got a slogan for this coming Jans. session: "The first session of the end of our lives"
 
   This MUST be tried: "Porky Infidel Airlines" An airline with the requirement that EVERYONE who boards must eat some pork. In flight, there's pork punch,pork lemonade,porktales.  "Essence of Squeal" air fresheners. Of course then, they will still be victimized by all of the 'Tim McVays' that c.a.i.r. and their allies in the democrat media always insist on mentioning whenever someone suggests that Islam has a little tendency towards violence.....Not ME though, uh uh. Just save me from those wanton hordes of Christians from the Crusades...Really though...I wasn't even hinting that there is violence in your religion....I'm sorry! Please don't Acckk!-kkaaarrr!-ghugugugurgglegurglegurgl!-ooooozzzzzz.....drip...drip...drip...drip...drip...
 
   I wonder...are there more malpractice suits that result from delivering babies or from killing them ? Either way, I'd just as soon hang on to my soul thank you. Have you hugged an M.D. today ? (if you do, try to boost his sharp things all away from him.Those doctors, they really need an off switch)
 
   Is it just me or did guys like Talent and Allen look a little relieved when they gave their consession speeches ? I didn't even see one of them give one. Maybe they just have a little more of "The Eye of the Tiger". That's what America wants in her politicians, absolute and unequivocal obsession.
 
  More...TALES FROM THE FUTURE!
 
A guy(gov. agent) looks warmly into the camera that's shooting the latest PSA. "I'll never forget that last special moment with Grandma...Right before I dropped her with my state issued 'Compassion Carbine'. I'll always remember her that way...'No, please, I want to live!' Oh that Grammy! Such a fiesty one. She would've gotten away too...if I'd given her half a chance...Nope. Public service. It gives your life meaning. Come down today and register for your compulsory volunteer service. You won't regret it. Government is good !"
 
   (we now join your current time, already in progress)
Here's an idea I'll never see come to fruition. Let's take all of the scumlike killers that we catch over yonder in Bagdad and Afghanistan and force them to "disarm" unexploded i.e.d.s that we find. Or better yet, let's just dress them up in our uniforms and put them in the lead of ALL convoys, inside an old worn out hummer (remote controlled by us of course), as though they are scouting ahead and watch what happens as their bound and gagged LIVING bodies get transported to "the virgin islands".
 
   If those killing scum dogs happen to take over a small to medium sized American town and begin a long and horrific Beslan type siege, what will we do ? If it was already a "military town" would we "redeploy" ? Would we bomb our own ? I'm serious because that day is coming folks. Do you know what they did in Beslan ? They are already here and we are squabbling about "national healthcare" and impeachment hearings and trying to figure out how to make someone else take the fall for whatever trouble we find ourselves in politically or otherwise. If we wait until another American city is in flames will it be too late ?
 
   Son of, "More....TALES FROM THE FUTURE!"
 
Today in response to the recently enforced "New and Improved Fairness Doctrine", Rush Limbaugh said, "See, I told You So-gu-go-eek-ack-uck-Aaaarrrgh !" The above nazi propoganda has been interupted to bring you this bulletin: Conservatism has just been added to the list of "undesirable traits" that Big Brother needs to purge from society. The man who just carried out this corrective procedure, Howard "Howlin' Howie" Mengele (himself a product of the new state run program, "Creating the Best and Brightest, for a Better, Brighter Future, for all who are left") said, "Boy, that was fun ! Nurse ! Clean-up on E.I.B. !!! HA HA HA ! "
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The LeftWing Cometh

Posted by 2spothipshot on Sunday, November 12, 2006 11:22:50 PM
 
 Today in (political) war news:
 
A full division of Pelosis' Inept Malcontents,Screwballs & Rinos' can now be seen, on a home video published on redwhite&bluetube.com, advancing on Capitol Hill. That's right. An entire PiMSer division is storming the capitol and it looks as though there is nothing anyone can do to stop them. We now take you to a live report at the scene, by a reporter from the seemingly endless supply of silly people that we employ here at No,It's Not Necessary for You to Contimplate Our Negativity news:
 
   "This is Ron H.Roid from Capitol Hill where a whole series of events are taking place today in seemingly random fashion as the power structure of congress now sways back over to the side that doesn't wish to harm you in one way or another. I am getting reports that the plan has been in the actual working stage for several years going back at least to when a handful of dem symps parachuted into enemy territory and took up the cause of the 'Politics of National Destruction'. Frist and forMcCain, um, I mean, first and foremost, they started by disarming the republican tactic of intentionally installing originalist judges that didn't know the first thing about how to legislate from the bench. With the use of what was ostensibly republican leaders, they simultaneously slowed the confirmation process down to a snail's pace AND abolished the act of up and down voting on important judicial positions when there is a slight GOP majority (without permission from the "Gangus de la Potentatus McCainiacus" which would later branch off into other forces including but not limited to, the "McCaina-Hajeen" that is)AND they led the way when it came time to grant FULL constitutional privileges to mass murdering scum that break every rule of engagement and every law of basic human decency.Why? Because these poor underpriviledged savages were left unprotected from and 'tortured' by the evil Americans with such thuggish tactics as being in a really cold room until they were made to feel really really really uncomfortable etc. These horrors were outlined by great American and now potential liberator of the afforementioned victims of Americans acting as 'Pol Pot thugs, gulag prison guards and Nazis', Dink Turban.
 Sen. Lindsay Graham sprung to action as the leader of this division of the 'PiMSer's -known as the "Al-Lindsay-Backstab-Brigades"- that would later unite after election day 2006 and take the country away from backwards thinking constitutionalists and others who don't realize that evolution is a process inevitable in all areas of life from the constitution itself, to 'terrorist rights', to cloning, to who society decides will live or die. Yes, if not for that 'Crew of a few', those 'Ribald Rinos', this 'Band Above Others', America herself would still be suffering under the iron grip of the jackbooted GOP and President Nazi..er um, I mean Bush without a hope for the day when majority leader Harry Reid and President Hillary Clinton will surely very soon, sign the final peace agreement with all of the people who swear to see us destroyed.They never meant it anyway and only said it because Bush created them and made them very very angry and stuff like that and everythings gonna be alright now....(starts sucking thumb and twisting hair in his fingers)...(now talking through thumb, eyes glazed)..that's it fwum hiew, Won Hemwoid, NINNYCON Newth..."
 
   (back in studio) "Yes well thanks Ron and now we'll continue with that theme with an already prepared documentary narrated by world famous NINNYCON News contributor, Alec Balwin.."
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(documentary) "And so it was that the 'Band Above Others' would sieze control of the Senate and successfully emblazen an image, of an unflinchingly do nothing, unprincipled, wishy washy, 'go along to get along' set of traits to the public perception of a typical republican, thus making it seem reasonable to vote for the party that calls American servicemen 'terrorists','Gulag prison guards', 'Nazis' and 'Pol Pot thugs'. Not that the slavish, dnc advocate media ever mentions these incidents endlessly or at least for weeks on end, like they did with 'Macacagate' or the infamous mass child molester, Mark Foley. No! Thank the diety of your choice (if you have one,if you don't,please accept my appology for violating the new 'Seperation of church and Anything Public' law) that the MSM is on the frontline everyday protecting us all from the truth that surely waits to fracture our vulnerable, delicate, eggshell like selfesteem and the forces of socialism are better for it. Observe with me just some of their handywork:'The worst economy EVER!' ,'The war in Iraq is a quagmire' with great back-up and depth like,'Here, let us tell you about all of the dead Americans without ever mentioning their successes,accomplishments,victories over the enemy or the fact that they believe in there mission. Nope, they're just a bunch of guys Bush and Rummy stand up in front of killers for target practice' or 'Elections are stolen by the GOP so watch out' and of course the always trustworthy 'Racism sexism etc. are worse than ever in our history because of them' and other well known mantras are what held the potential GOP voter -the one out on the fringe- from even thinking about casting a vote for those monsters. Bravo to us !!! We 'Who Beguile for the Biching Blameless'."
 
   "Now, back to the infilTRAITORS. They established many outposts in support of and in anticipation of this wonderful 'Day of Days' this 'LV-day' for all who hate and despise liberty and the warriors who provide it. So now, even though these enablers may think they can 'save the country' from the stranglehold of the new left leadership that they themselves helped create, we of the new castrotti will have nothing to stop us. A new day is dawning in this great land. A day when we can finally realize the full impact of 'The Great Society' with ever newer,bigger,better Cabrini Greens and Medicares and a 'Meals on Wheels' military that will be loved by the world so that we can finally say, 'I'm an American, I'm still very sorry, but I am making amends for my past misdeeds.Please forgive me, just a little, and I will sign any damm treaty you want !'."
 
   And so it was that the world was changed, seemingly inexorably, towards Armegedon. That was at least until the arrival of the next republican savior. The "anti-Frist" cometh. Look out leftys, it's gwine ta get ugly up in heyah.
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A Prayer for the Fighters, past and present

Posted by 2spothipshot on Friday, November 10, 2006 9:50:30 PM
 Men who charge FORWARD into enemy fire is something that I first became aware of when very young and dwelling on the subject of the Civil War. The reality of doing such a thing, with the sheer horror that was present everywhere, overwhelmed me and I have been in awe of the American Fighting Man, past and present, ever since.
 
   These are not mindnumbed robots as many of our opponents (fearless and determined as they might have been) were, from the Japanese -a virtual death cult that sought honor through death- to the communists in Korea and southeast Asia- slavelike and devoid of any appreciation for the value of life- to our current enemy who are motivated to kill themselves intentionally while murdering and maiming scores of innocents as a means of entrance into their heaven. For their God. No! These are lovers of life who are raised with an appreciation of ALL the promise of this great nation as set forth by our great founders. "Life, Liberty AND the persuit of happiness". That phrase starts with "Life" and still manages to get better. So NO ! Their courage is not blind.They know exactly what they are giving up and yet they march forward...many times even storming there way forward against all odds and suffering horrofying wounds while watching the brothers they love die beside them, just so they can plant a tattered piece of cloth on a previously worthless chunk of land. They do this all with the very real understanding of what it is that they are risking giving up. Life in the country that has attracted more human souls, in it's relatively short existence, than any other nation ever and dare I say, all other nations combined in history.
 
   To not only understand -instinctively or intellectually- the fact that your life has a greater meaning than just trying to wring every last second of hedonistic pleasure out of it - when there is such a great opportunity to do just that - but to also ACT on that understanding by giving ones life for that greater meaning as well as your brother in arms, is what has kept Liberty alive for this long and it is our only hope for it to continue. May God continue to make men like that.
 
   It is hard not to get political when those honorable ones are held out every day, by the democrat party and their allies in the advocacy media, as the moral equivolent of our blood enemies. But I won't. I just wanted to say thank you. Thank YOU for my life and the quality thereof. May all of the men and women who have ever worn the uniform of the American service person and not brought it dishonor (and a few that have), walk in paradise for all eternity. Surely, your brothers, patiently, await your arrival.
 
God                  Bless                  You

Amen
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"...Compromises consistent with principle"

Posted by 2spothipshot on Thursday, November 09, 2006 10:42:52 PM

   Today on the Medved Show, Tony Snow said,(actual quote)"Accommodations and compromises consistent with principle" in answer to the notion of, what will now happen with a nancy pelosi led congress as it pertains to the presidents' steadfastness on the issues of the day.Once more with feeling please Tony,"Accommodations and compromises consistent with principle". Well, here's a quote. By me,(actual) "Accommodations and compromises are, by deffinition, absent of principle."

 
   There's alot of ways to take this.(With a wash that wishy, one can only guess as to where it might lead.) One scenario could be: "Every time we cave from now on, don't worry, we promise it will have come as a result of conscientious handwringing that is very mindful of all things of utmost importance to you, the voters whom we again, are about to screw."
 
   Another one might be: "While congress was led by those darned republicans who actually had principles -or at least feared the wrath of their constituents- we had to go against our own desires and sign things like 'The Great Big Wall Act of 2006' or whatever and now that we have a congressional leadership more in tune with our philosophy, we still get what we want and they can take the heat.Hmm, losing isn't all bad after all I guess."
 
   This is the one I'm hoping it doesn't mean more than any other: "Shreeker pulloutsi, if you've got the platters, we've got the heads. Just tell us who you want and we'll serve 'em up fresh and bloody. Who? Rummy? It is done.....I know what I said last week, don't worry about it. Just promise not to savage me on tv anymore. Deal?....Deal. Good. Oh and about that tv thing, pat leahy says some really mean stuff about me, if I knock it off with the originalist judges can you get him off my back too ?...Oh good !  Now that's what I call 'A principle consistent with accommodating compromises'. Hey, I used the same words that Tony said on the big conservative guys show. Alright ! Now lets get to wackin' ! Iraq, GONE ! Bolton, GONE ! Judges, GONE ! Cheney, GONE ! Border enforcement, GAU-GU-GU-GONE-GONE----SO GONE !!!"
 
   The reason why I loathe that last one so much is, when you can throw a friend under the bus that easy for the sake of "getting along", how hard can it be to jerk the rug out from under a bunch of guys doing a job "nobody" wants them to do ? Hugh Hewitt, a man 10 times smarter than me, says that he thinks (hopes ?) President Bush is just doing the old "rope-a-dope" on the Fransisconated one. Tonight on Hughs' show, James Lileks mentioned the fact that we've all been waiting for W to come off the ropes with a big ol' haymaker for about 5 years plus and with nothing yet, why to think we'll see it now when even doers like Reagan had a hard time getting big stuff done towards the end. Forget rope-a-dope, our president might think he has to peel himself up off the canvas, leaving him in no position to throw any punches. He doesn't believe in conservative principles anyway, so forget that. He's more like FDR than Ronaldus Magnus, it's just that like FDR, he get's the danger of the enemy so he knows the importance of winning the war. Fortunately for America, FDR didn't have to deal with constant,open,unashamed and even protected by their target, treason from ALL of THE LEADERS OF THE OPPOSITION PARTY. Funny what a difference that little detail makes. Combine that with living in Washimgton everyday and you can see how George Bush might even lose sight of the big picture. Thank God he doesn't read the daily fishwraps or the mission wouldn't stand a chance.
 
   We CAN'T lose the war. We CAN'T demoralize the military. If they are betrayed by their own country, how effective will they be when it counts ? You can't blink in this game and we just blinked. Now that the force responsible for saving our sorry, idealistic, can't be bothered with it butts, knows it has to worry about treating mass killers in accordance with the "mcCain/graham al qeda bill of rights act of 2006", do we really want to tell them that politics and not the absolute necessity of the mission they believe in, is what determines whether or not all of there sacrifice and suffering  has had any meaning ? First the election, now that. It's starting to look like the john kerry doctrine of, "(believe in country and mission)...and you wind up stuck in Iraq" is in danger of winning the day. What if it did ? Could we survive ?
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Thank you oh "principled ones"

Posted by 2spothipshot on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 12:48:17 AM
    Everyone, now's the time to thank the cut and runners. The 'Politics of National Destruction' will build ever stronger with the coronation of "Shreeker of the House" nancy pulloutsi, Charlie "ways and means" rangel,the guy that promised impeachment hearings. Hey, if we're lucky,the senate might still turn and we'll get to see ted kennedy:Chairman of the Armed Services Committee. Pat leahy:"king of the judiciary". The night is young.Thanks guys! I'm sure now the GOP will swing around violently to accomodate a bunch of people that didn't even vote. Ya, that's gonna happen. Cause we all know, Ronald Reagans aren't born, they're created by a-holes like you. Stupid self righteous morons. I feel like Charlton Heston kneeling in front of the remains of ol' Liberty screaming "dam you ! You blew it all to hell" or whatever the hell he said.

   Next time you see an Iraq war vet amputee and the "al-nancy-leftist-brigades" have just stopped funding the war, effectively making him the victim of another "Viet Nam", make sure to tell him that it couldn't have happened without your principled stomping and withholding of breath -and your vote- to show your displeasure with those darn politicians that actually acted like...um...oh ya, that's it, politicians.Nice move exlaxes! And be sure to enjoy that nice new set of super taxes about to be leveled on you. Not to worry though, the SCOTUS will probably have confiscated your property by then anyway. 
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Regarding ABSENTEES...

Posted by 2spothipshot on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 10:50:42 PM
    Can someone please explain to me -IN THE YEAR OF THE ABSENTEE- how they are calling races that have a minIscule sepAration when we are being told constantly the following 3 things:

#1) Absentee votes lean right -military etc.
#2) Some places are getting up to 40% of there ballotts from absentees AND
#3) They don't even count absentees unless the regular votes LEAVE A CLOSE RESULT.

Explain please.....I'M WAITING !!!
 
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Direct From the Fraud Task Force

Posted by 2spothipshot on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 8:28:32 AM
   This just in: Teams of lawyers from the a.c.l.u.(All Criminals Love Us) are going into every area of the country where a close race is projected and are filing "citizen" complaints of voter fraud on behalf of all the people that john kerry can't get around to saving from themselves.
that, was just in.
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Your Voter Guides for left and right

Posted by 2spothipshot on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 12:25:15 AM
    Democrats Official Voter Guide

First: We've already won!!! Hooray for Nancy! We're king of the world! If you see happy republicans during the day, don't sweat it. To paraphrase the late and great Ma Richards, "They can't hep it! They was born with a positive bone in they brain!" 

Second: Tap keg, drink heartily.

 
   Official GOP Voter Guide

First: Don't over do it. If we win by too much the resultant litigation will cause total governmental gridlock......Wait a second, scratch that first one. Go home. Get on your Diebold brand home voter machine and start to votin' early AND often. If ya'all want to see your next Haliburton royalty cheque, ya'all will do as I say! You have your marching orders! Now hop to it!
Karl
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"If a Tree Falls on a Liberal..." & other queries

Posted by 2spothipshot on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 12:08:08 AM
  
If a lib wackjob has a cable talkshow and nobody watches,did he still wretch into the camera ?

   If a resident of California casts a vote for a republican,did he actually vote ?

  Is there an entrepenuer out there who could start a patriotic web site which features videos that highlight the goodness of this country ? Call it "RedWhiteandBluetube" and fill it with our guys gettin' theirs and I'll check it out.
 
  "Cut and run conservatives" to GOP- "You can have my vote when you pry it from my cold dead Aaaarrrgh !..."
This just in: A representative from A.C.O.R.N. just beat the GOP to that mans vote. 
 
Yet another DNC axiom: "The only poll that counts is the one we commission John Zogby to do."
 
  If "An idle mind is the devils workshop", is a liberal mind "The terrorists bomb factory" ?
 
   I found out where San Fran Nan's been the last couple of weeks. Rehearsing with her new band, "Big Lib Nan and the Leftists". If all goes well in the elections they'll be available for the "Leftypaloozer" tour which starts with a bang at "WoodStalin 2006".
 
   Found an instruction manual outside Zogby's polling headquarters. The most interesting chapter involved the technique of pounding away at the public for months on the "fact" that the GOP is about to take it in the shorts on election day. Then, assess the affect you've had on the real opinion of the people and make the necessary adjustments right before election day and VOILA ! You can explain Linc Chaffey etc.
 
   A brilliant political commercial runs in Tennessee and everyone -including the wuss who ostensibly is the benificiary of the ad- cries racial insensitivity. Let's see, a white woman says she met a black man (SHOCKING !), she's also a cute young blond (HORRORS !) and then she whispers, "Harold, call me", Aaaahhhh !!! Smutty RACISM !!!

  Republican nightmare scenario: Rush,right thinking blogs/columnists/authors have all public statements,transmissions and publications replaced by "The text of this message has been removed in accordance with 'The New Fairness Doctrine'."

   Democrat nightmare: Unlawful combatant detainees forced to eat same food as incarcerated service people accused of torture for putting panties on heads of mass murders and child rapists.
   Stay tuned for your voter guide(s)
2spot
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Fancies that Discombobulate my 'Upper Story' 'til it's F.U.B.A.R.

Posted by 2spothipshot on Monday, November 06, 2006 1:27:28 AM
 
I hereby declare it a crime punishable by death for any talking head pundit or politico to reference "winning the peace".
 
Does living ones life in accordance with "scientific studies" "cause cancer" ?
 
If Rush, Laura etc. never played clips of or refered to chris williams of "hardball" infamy or any of those other boobs, would they even register in the public consciousness ?
 
Why are people who use the word 'socioeconomic' usually a***-retentive dingbats ?
 
Would this blog be more successful if it was called (more accurately by the way) "Musings of an American Truckdriver" ?
 
While they're discovering all of those new species on the 'planet that GW is destroying' I've got one more. The "Franco American Woosycrat". I believe j kerry is available to model for the dictionary illustration now that his calendar is clear for the next couple of years.
 
Now kerry is also free to publish his memoirs, "Jean Fraud Bigalow - French Lite Jiggalo"
 
I lost the "Where's Nancy  now?" pool in my shop. I had her checking into a "hospital" this Wednesday to deal with stress issues after the "Referendum on this Administration" goes badly for her. "NOW PINCH HITTING FOR THE FORMER, 'ALL BUT CORONATED' NEXT SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE..."
 
Did you see the new commercial for the big lib group that's full of Hollywood types and the press ? They call it, Working Everyday to Help All Those that Exist, the Young,Old and Underpriveliged
 
If the advocate media hated Jean Fraud K like they hate Rush, here's how I envision them headlining his newfound quote from 1972:
Kerry Exposed-"Hey, it wasn't me commiting the attrocities! It was all of those poor, dumb non-whites"
 
If john kerry were forced to explain his stance on vacillation, would his head explode ? If he successfully manuevered through a debate on the subject, would the universe achieve "instant Karma" ?
 
Are these nutballs in Iran and N. Korea etc. really dangerous or are they just in the throws of the neurosis known as "warhead envy".
 
 
Why is it assumed (even by the repubs who run from it) that "Stay the course" is a bad thing. I thought it meant, commiting to the mission even though the going gets tough. It wasn't bad when we stayed the course during WWII. Oh yeah, we ALL wanted to win that war.
 
Always remember, never comment negatively on the appearance of hillary clinton or the media will decend upon you like ugly on a senator.
 
In my opinion, the dereliction of the advocate media is evil because actual facts that should be a part of the national consciousness,are not even known while total lies are "known" as common knowledge. ex:Just take all of the myths from Viet Nam and the heroes who served there. Even many of them believe the "fact" that most of them were/are (insert hollywood cliche here).
 
If the dems do win get ready for "Tax Cuts for the Homeless" and the new "Begged income Credit".
 
Why does "republican voter fraud" only occur in the most strategic areas of the country and when dems lose ? It doesn't you idiots ! We're slaughtering you guys in California ! 40% vote GOP in Cali ? HA!!! We'd get about 10% without Haliburton and Diebold doin' their best out here. Also, you just think we own the south. We've been stealin' it since bob byrd torched his first black church.
 
During the World Series I learned that "My country" is about forest fires,floods,death,doom and destruction and that was just the chevy commercials. Man I used to love chevy. Don't they think I know "jon kittycat melonhead" hates my President ? I don't mind him singing, but did they have to let him produce the darn things ?
 
that's it for todays head scratchings -2spot
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The REAL Cost - of EVERY Soldier Lost

Posted by 2spothipshot on Sunday, November 05, 2006 1:26:11 PM
 
As one who is deeply offended by the constant,and completely void of any context, tallying of dead U.S. servicemen I would just like to make a plea to any sane news organization out there that might not be invested in Americas' defeat or at least wouldn't mind actually seeing "us" win.


Someone. Anyone.Please consider this formula I have devised to estimate the actual loss sustained to the world every time we lose one of "ours"( I put it in quote marks because very popular people like dave letterman and ted turner aren't sure who THEY want to win although we do now have the good news that wolf blitzer would prefer it if the US wins). 
 
The formula: 27 million folk live in Iraq / Most polls I see indicate that about 2 thirds (minimum), of the Iraqi citizenry, support the U.S. militarys' presence until they can defend themselves / That makes it about 18 million we are defending, who want to be defended (in THE most conservative estimate possible that is.I think the kids are with us about 90%) / Now, if you take those 18 million and divide them by the current total of Marines, Soldiers, Airmen and Sailors that have given their lives in defense of "The Grateful 18 mil" lets call them, you can then establish an actual value to that serviceman or womans life. I see it at about 6,000 of "The Greatful 18 mil" still alive and relatively safe to each one of our fallen heroes. Of course there is no value that can comfort the broken hearts of so many families that will go on without a son or daughter or grow up without a dad or mom or live the rest of their lives without one more hug, phone call or special moment that only their lost brother, sister or friend could provide and had provided for their all too short lives. Somehow, America continues to replace these irreplaceables. These gems of humanity that john kerry and his camp spit on everyday with word and deed that is designed to fullfil their own prophecy of saying that "they died in vain" by ending the war effort before it can succeed.

Would it really be so much to ask that an anchor put some actual context into the number(s) that they so happily report ? Instead of just beating us over our heads with,the next dead young Americans' body so as to make us all cry out "STOP ! I don't want another Viet Nam. Let's just quit. There's nothing good happening there anyway." They -kerrys' "halpless" halfwits- are  not numbers. They're not standing targets for the killers. They are doing great works and they believe in the Presidents mission. It's their mission. To say that their mission is a complete and total failure is to suggest that john kerry was right when he said that they are too stupid to know what's best for themselves or the country.

I know it's not easy for most people to pay attention when there's so much "fun stuff" and responsibilities to take care of, but I  refuse to believe that America, that my America, will go along and do as the elites want us to do and give up on the only people left that can save us. That can save the world. That have already saved the world from itself time after time in the last 100 years and before that, saved the union herself from destruction.

When Lynn Cheney asked the Al qeda stooge if he wanted "us" to win, I was half expecting him to say, "It depends on what we decide the meaning of the word 'us' is to us ." You're not one of 'us' wolf. At least I wouldn't want you or yours anywhere near me in a firefight. I used to say "To hell with them! America can win anyway." I know America is less safe without that man or woman who's keeping his or her 6,000 Iraqi civilians safer, but I am no longer sure that America will win with the L.A.M.B. slaughterhouse working to defeat her all of the way.
 
   No, they'll never show a picture of the thousands protected by a fallen heroe, whose death they just reported as a cold statistic.Nor will they say something like "But for him, these 6,000 or so people would be dead." But that's what I see in my mind. He died for them.He died for us. Now, if you want to calculate the per serviceperson value to American civilians' safety....All I can say is, thank a soldier and the best way to do that is to NOT pull the rug out from under him in the middle of the mission he believes in and knows he can win. Don't let his fallen brothers become a footnote in the history of lost causes.

Mark Ducharme
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Don't let the "LAMB" lead U.S. to slaughter

Posted by 2spothipshot on Saturday, November 04, 2006 5:24:43 PM
 cnns' wolf blitzer, when defending his networks airing of SOLICITED terrorist propoganda/recruiting films, told Lynn Cheney words to the affect, "We have to show the news,even when the news is not so good". Well wolf, does that include reporting news that's not so good for the enemy ? Like, "Now there's 6,000 more Iraqis in peril because a U.S. serviceman was just gunned down by an illegal enemy combatant who was hiding behind a baby carriage and the Marine refused to fire back in self defense." Of course not. That's the point in a nutshell. The news that's "not so good" for U.S. servicemen is ALL that's shown except for the news that IS good for the killers. Now I see. It all averages out -50/50.

 
   I know the coverage won't change. Hell, the culture of Liberal Activist Media Bias, or L.A.M.B. if you will, won't even publish a humorous little photo of our side having some innocent (and poignant) fun with a pompous twit. But that doesn't mean we have to pay attention to it. It corrupts, it pollutes, it weakens morale resolve to the point where I here people who should know better, repeating the doomsayers talking points and agreeing with their predictions of things that might as well've already happened, even when they know that it's bad info (polls based on undersampling of republicans) that's put out by the L.A.M.B.s laughterhouse to try and affect the desired result that they previously predicted all wrong. Look, their views won in Viet Nam when they secured defeat, leaving thousands of young servicemens' records stained unjustly forever and they have been working ever since to wreak the same kind of havoc on their enemies -the defenders of liberty and capitalism.

   I say don't let them get away with it. Keep reading the blogs, find your news elsewhere than the L.A.M.B. machine and formulate your own conclusions from those facts without interference from "tragedy tv" as Laura Ingraham so accurately calls it. Won't it be great to see with your own eyes, the total and utter destruction of the networks and newspapers that have for so long been  hostile to all that is good, decent and traditional in this country ? They got this way because once upon a time it was needed to expose the injustices that were happening to many in this country. The only problem is, the country has gotten much better while they have seen it to be continuing along a path towards fascism or whatever else their twisted logic sees. Of course they do this while ignoring TRUE crimes and attrocities like voter registration tampering by "a.c.o.r.n.", Castros' mass slaughter/imprisonment of his own people, the state of Massconfusion continuing to re-elect the Ill-legal firm of, frank,kennedy unt kerry etc. 

   No my sympathetic ones, they will never change, so our only hope is to ignore them out of existence. Stop quoting the ny times for crying out loud ! It validates the rest of their tripe in the minds of so many. I believe that the right has a fully selfsustainable network of information with which to keep itself accurately informed. Don't use them except when making an accusation of treason or slander against our side. Americas' side. Isn't knowing that that's not their side enough not to pay them attention anymore ? Either slaughter the "L.A.M.B." with a new and improved "House Un-American Activities" commitee (right, like that will ever happen) or just shame them whenever we can and ingore them for the rest of the time.For what it's worth, I'm for the terrorists being just the start of the suspencion of the writ of habeas corpus.
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moveon.orgs' Top 10 why they're sweepin' on election day

Posted by 2spothipshot on Friday, November 03, 2006 10:33:34 PM
  Hi everybody, this is your old pal David "I'm so dumb john kerry must've been talkin' about me the other day and NOT U.S. servicemen and women. I mean really,to what depths can one mans' inability to grasp simple concepts sink ?" Letterman and welcome to the 1st, last and by MY calculations, 10th annual "moveon.org Top 10 list presentation". This years one and only, never to be heard from again list title is, "The Top 10 reasons why the dnc will sweep back into power of all 8 branches of guv-urn-ment-ta"
Tonights telepromptor reader is that famous conservative and mental giant, andrew sullivan. andrew ? Take it away !
a.s.: "Uuuuh...and the #1 raisin is..."
 
dl "Uh dan ? dan ? What ? What do you mean he's not dan rather ? The writy typy thing said he's a 'mental giant'. Whatever, go ahead Mr. sullither."
 
as "Yes, well, the #10 raisin that the dnc will sweep something or other next week is, Massachewsits voters super fired up to vote for the party that has Osama Obama as an up and coming star
 
#2, Other than West Palm Beach Florida, democrats are masters at following ballot instructions/doing things in their proper sequence
 
#8, Since when do WE have to 'Get out the vote', to get a lot of votes ?(wink wink, nudge nudge)
 
#4, The GOP just isn't willing to go through all of the litigation if they 'win'
 
#9, With spokespersons like barb streisand, the dixie chicks and alec balwin, how could we possibly fail ?
 
#7, air America already ran an exit poll outside several berkely post offices and coffee houses and it's official - WE WIN !
 
#5, Don't be stoopit ! Even an unfertilized embryo knows that we can't lose.
 
And now, the #1 raisin why...uh...what I said before...um...here it is,NUMBER, ONE ! - Didn't you here ? God fears democrats but he HATES republicans...I mean, he 'loathes the military'...I mean, the military is stupid...I mean, 'Bushy Jr.' is hitler...Oh ! You know exactly what I meant and you know I know that you know ! Man, yer so dumb !
 
# 'cinco de screwo', We have 12 mil extra votes you idiots can't trace.    Suckas !!!
 
#666, We all signed contracts with a certain 'permit to carry and conceal a pitchfork' holdin' , red hued one. 'Nuff said, done deal, game over, we win. Eat it GOP ! "
 
dl "Aaah, thank you Mr. stone....oliver stone everybody. Thanks for coming everyone ! We'll see you all again last year...hey....there's no more words on the wordy talky thingy....(drooling now)duuuuuuhhhhh..."
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Thoughts to Consider While Pondering Whether or not to Think About Them

Posted by 2spothipshot on Friday, November 03, 2006 9:31:53 PM
 
   Is it just me or is there a remarkable similarity between the footage J. Kerry had shot of himself in Viet Nam and the famous "Bigfoot" film ? Has Kerry and Sasquatch ever been seen together ? I know he's been seen with several endangered species like the "North American Democratous-Liberalis", but can we say for sure that he isn't in fact the large footed primate that roams the great northwest ? No wonder why Medved wants to find one.
 
   Popular bumper sticker in any township in Mass.
"I voted for Kerry 57 times and all I got was 6 more years of his crap"
 
The "Cut and Run Conservatives" might help destroy this country as we know it, but I sure do feel smart standing next to one. Have your picture taken with one today. Before they wise up.
 
   Commercial I'd like to see:
"Please give to 'Ronald McReagan House'. 
 'The way home, for the Conservative soul'
 
 Hey cnn-jazeera ! The next time you're giving air time to our blood enemies, why don't you try identifying their leader like this ? "And now a word from the 'supreme commander of the killers that hide amongst women and children' ." 
Oh ya, you're cnn.
 
always remember
   "It's not the act of speaking that makes the first amendment sacred. It's the act of spilling ones blood to protect it that is."
 
   Forget "Ways and Means", I wouldn't trust Charlie Rangel with curds and whey.
 
  The next time your liberal pal is whining about "big oil" giving out "golden parachutes" just tell him/her that "Demonizing oil execs never filled a starving gas tank".
 
  The Pentagon commissioned a project to develop a "scum seeking" bullet. They had to put the kybosh on the whole thing though once they realized it could never be safely demonstrated before an audience of politicians.
 
   I went down to the pet store the other day to get a new Bombiranian. Man, when that thing "Goes" around the house, it takes the whole house with it ! It was like, "Nice doggy, nice" tic tic tic BOOM !
 
   Just in case you were wondering why, even with their  willing accomplices in the press, al qeda and the taliban don't have conventional press conferences. Actually, they do. It's just that no one has survived one yet. They always end with a real bang.
 
   Liberal idea of a profundity: "Remember, 'integrity', 'honor' , 'courage' etc. are just ideas a bunch of dead white guys came up with, so don't bother chasing after them."
 
   Here's a story you might see in the future (in h. clintons' dreams that is):
                             Obama Found Dead in Car
Possible Democrat Presidential candidate and veteran of 2 full years in the Senate, Barak Obama, was found dead in the back of his limo. "Everwone thought he wuz blest wit' charisma. Toins out he wuz coised wit' 'car-asthma'." Said witness, James Carvell. "No I don't know notin' ! I jes hapnid on da seen afta he wer moided......Gimme dat cam'ra ya'all rotwing conspiatah ! OooooWE !!! You gon be in sum fine taisin' gumbo boy, ya hear ?"
That's it from Vegas. "Who gets snuffed here, Gets buried here" 2spot
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He's Baaaaak God Bless John O'neill !

Posted by 2spothipshot on Friday, November 03, 2006 2:40:35 AM
   John O'neill was on H&C tonight and was attacked with a pack of lies by the liberal tool, alan colmes, who asserted his usual democrat talking points about how our best and brightest are just a bunch of rapists and killers. G damm mr. colmes and his ilk ! I am sick and tired of him and his collaborator pals in CONGRESS AND THE SENATE getting a free pass for they're constant slanders of American servicemen DURING TIME OF WAR ! These virulent scum must not be able to poison the minds of Americans, who barely pay attention, with their lies and insults towards the very people who are protecting their sorry sorry butts from a fate worse than death, if and when our blood enemies wrest control of any or all of this great nation.

   You useful idiots ! Do you not know that the slow knife of the headsman will be swiftest against you when they get a hold on any part of this great republic ? Wake up ! Check out a history book. They are coming to kill us all and they will not hesitate to slice the neck of the ones that beckon them so crazily. Much like taxes, if you don't think that you are paying enough, you should go ahead and write a check to the treasury and in this case, if you do not know who the real enemy is, you should go and sacrifice yourself to him so that those living in freedom will see the true cost of zero vigilance in the face of pure evil. Prove your allegiance to the "virtue" of protecting ones blood enemy. Give yourself to him so that he might define the line between us and them, as it seems that you can not yet distinguish that difference yourself.
 
   You and your ilk waste not one moment ripping my president for saying "Wanted, dead or alive" in reference to his administrations' stance on the killers. Make no mistake, you are wanted by the killers, DEAD, period. WAKE UP !!!
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