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The "pledge" of Non-Binding Words without Hate

Posted by 2spothipshot on Saturday, December 02, 2006 7:24:10 PM
   I affirm no adherence,        
To the symbol of oppression,
Of the facist states of Amerika.

Nor to the constitution,
In it's current state of evilution.

One continent,
Under the courts,
With diversity and reparations for some.
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"6 Burned Alive in Iraq" May be a LIE

Posted by 2spothipshot on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 10:25:46 PM
   This story by Mary Katherine Ham is disturbing.In other words,it's about typical "journalistic" modus operandi. I believed it.How about you ?

Lesson: NEVER, EVER, BELIEVE THE MSM ON FACE VALUE. Better yet, just get all of your news from the web if you're not already.That's is from not so absurd central today...your thoughts:
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NY times publishes launch codes for 100 ICBMs

Posted by 2spothipshot on Monday, November 27, 2006 10:04:19 PM
 
If c. rangel and a load of manuer were dumped off the side of a bridge, which one had any value of a positive nature before it hit the water ?
 
European appeaser: "My Muslim brothers do have a point in respect to 'The Jewish question' in that, despite the fact that many of them have slightly larger noses than most lower primates, many of them do like bananas".
 
Quick: What's harder to quantify, the perverse narcissism of the Hollywood left or the moral depravity of one c. rangel ?
 
Get ready folks. Word has it that a kennedy family shyster has been advising Michael Richards and he is about to "confess" to being moleted as a child, by a white,jewish,republican priest in blackface. Poor guy.
 
A proposal: When refering to your average liberal liar (I know, pretty redundant huh ?), liar should be a part of their normal title,eg: "Lying Democrat, and piece of rodent feces, charles rangel..." It'll never happen but...maybe just once a year like the much anticipated and ballyhooed, "Talk Like a Pirate Day" on Hughs' show. Hey, it's no less true or obnoxious than the constant harping on anyone to the right of stalin being refered to as, "Rightwing conservative blah blah blah.."
 
Is c. rangel just the embodiment of some nightmare figure from the darkest regions of Stephen Kings' perverted mind ? Hmm,the disgusting build. The face of a catchers mitt,well worn and lost under the team bus nine too many times. The voice. Ugh!, that voice. It makes a sound that is sure to terrify most molest victims as I've no doubt the slimey bastige has experience in that area. Deffinitely, that bloody grinning clown in "It" had nothing on this creep, may he rot from the eyeballs down.
 
One more thing I don't understand. While the cold war 'raged' the liberals of the world lived in fear of "Ronny Ray Guns" (an actual name I heard some lib - I think it was Joan Baez - call him) ending the world. Now the left says we can't defeat a bunch of renegade killers. What !?! We're America ! Of course we can end the world ! And it rationally follows that,given the proper tactics, we can "end the world" of a bunch of mangy cutthroats hiding behind women,children and a mask.
 
During his channeling session today, it was revealed by john edwards that while he was in the womb, he counseled people away from their racist tendencies. Also, he was in the hospital crib next to Michael Richards, but was unable to affect his already finely tuned mind meld and thus was not able to save him from George Bushs' hate machine.Such a noble and dignified little pony that edwards.
 
The hearing impaired department: Apparently,as far as their service in the military goes, both j. kerry and c. rangel were told, "It is an honor to selflessly serve" but what they heard was, "Honor shmonor ! Combine your service with a lifetime supply of 'selfish selfservice' so as to deflect any critics when you say hideously unforgiveable statements against reason,truth and anything decent on earth".
 
I'd pay to commision the scientists who study such things, but I don't think it's really necessary to have a study on whether a maggots' bile rises up in it's throat in c. rangels is presence. It's safe to say that most living things tend to spew when that lump of hate starts to puke up the usual vile filth that no doubt lurks in his brain most every day.
 
Is it actually true that a member and all around mukkity muck of the well known subversive group C.A.I.R.(Covert Arab & Islamic Recon) is now a U.S. congressman from minnesota ? I'll not return to that lost cause of a state. Geez! What a bunch of hosers ay ?!
 
Does the following mean I'm petty ? I find it not only incorrect, but downright disengenuous when your average talkshow host says, "I don't mean to cut you off but..." inveriably as notice of the impending cut off. I don't call talk shows (accept for Hugh Hewitt a couple times and he never did that.Too polite I guess) but just once I'd like to hear someone say, "I'm cutting you off,the format of the show requires it, and I mean to do it." I was right, I am shallow.

Oh yeah, the launch code thing. That's only available in the new Arabic only edition of the times, sorry.
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Information that WILL Save the Nation...

Posted by 2spothipshot on Sunday, November 26, 2006 6:57:11 PM
 
Can be found in the Bible. This is a humor/attempted profundity piece.So relax and read already.
 
When watching what our so called representatives are doing to our constitution, one can't help but wonder..."Say, if we could attach turbine engines to the corpses of our Founding Fathers...WE COULD SOLVE THE ENERGY PROBLEM !!!"
 
What ever happened to cause and affect ? I mean, the dems LEADERSHIP has been the cause of what should be ridicule and derision by the GOP leaders, if not the seeking of criminal charges for treason, but the GOP is too gutless to affect these appropriate actions. Like Prager says of unwed babymaking, "There must be a stigma associated with this behavior".
 
Meanwhile, in a self hating jews' living room, somewhere in or near Rodeo Drive..."This meeting of 'The Loyal Order of Liberal,Nazi,Racist Hollywierdos' will now come to order! HILE KRAMER! ZIG COSMO!...."
 
In other spews: The actor who played "The soup Nazi" on tv has opened a new theme park called "Auchwitzland" where it is said, "every little Palistinian boy and girls dreams come true in dying color!" now that they've replaced the old fake blood with the actual blood of "little infidels" in the mannequins they blow up on the "School bus to paradise" ride.
 
Mike Richards is contrite only AFTER his racist rage is made public and then of course, people must be admonished by Jerry "Stop it, that's not funny" Sienfelt if they dare laugh at the idiot.
Then you have: George Allen NOT exploiting his moms jewishness and yet is destroyed for a word nobody ever heard of in comparison to hill clinton claiming to be part jewish to score points (or was that al gore or j kerry or chucky schumer ? Gee, these peoples disengenuousness and exploitation of anything is so rampant, it's hard to keep track of who lied about what). Is that a dichotomy ?
Okay, let me try this: Arnold has a creep for a father. Mike Richards is a creep. Now which one does jerry sienfelt, hollywierd and the MSM rush to the defense of ? Hmmm?
 
Why is it that the MSM always says "Black Friday" with an emphasis on the word black like both it and the day after Thanksgiving are somehow negative for all of us when in fact it's actually a (Get out of the) red letter day for business ? That question answers itself -as far as the business side of it goes- and seems to indicate the MSM's inherent racism when ever mentioning the word black.
 
Summary of the "pro-homosexual marriage" folks stance:
"You rightwingers are so hypocritical ! You want to keep marriage exclusively hetro and all to your repressed and probably latently homo selves when everybody knows that marriage fails 50% of the time anyway ! You must allow us to be a part of this failed American institution. It's just like slavery all over again. Blacks didn't chose their skin color and I didn't chose to leave my wife and kids to engage in unnatural acts of perversion with a mutually troubled soul. It just happened that way. Now start applauding me for being a courageous 'gay American' and give me what the hell I want you Neanderthals !"
signed: J. McGreavy
 
In my opinion, when it comes to the presidential election of '08, J. McCain is a political ebola virus to any real conservative. He sure was in terms of the last election.
 
bill o'rielly if he were commenting during the Civil War:
"...Yes the South is undermining the union but Lincoln and the North are not without blame. I mean, you simply must admit that the President has made huge blunders in regards to strategy. That's it for the talking points memo, now make sure to pick up a copy of my latest work,'If I don't save You America,Who Will ? Jesus ? Yeah Right !' Well, that's it for the show and remember, 'The truth starts here'. It ends here too, but you know what I mean."
 
Just a thought: Why don't we suggest the Iraqis begin to bury bodies of the killers, swimming in sow blood/stuffed with pig parts ?
 
Question: Is there currently, a bigger piece of crap, masquerading as a human being in the world today than one c. rangel ? Unlike jean fraud kerry, he takes the art of the left handed stab in the back to a new high by declaring essentially the same thing as kerry, but in a way that is designed to fool the foolable into thinking that he desires "fairness". "Mr." rangel,may you rot from the eyeballs down you subhuman piece of filth.
 
Why is it when the "msm" mentions the "Christian Right" or "Fundamentalist Christians" or similar groups, they have a tone that should be reserved for when they mention our blood enemies, namely, the Muslim fanatics that are currently plotting to destroy us ? Oops, another question that answers itself.
 
Why is it that the folks who claim to want a "colorblind" society always scream about the race of certain non-whites achievments to the point that one almost forgets the significance of the achievment ? This is so prevelant that one starts to wonder - What IS more significant, the accomplishment or the color of who's gettin' it done, in the eyes of those who claim to be the fairest minded of us all ?
 
What would be harder to change, an "institutionalised" criminal in the corrections system or a, fully indoctrinated by the institution of congress type like, Trent "Trots of the mouth" Lott ? I'm just watching this guy on Fox News Sunday and he is one big bag of nothing and always has been. I wish he was a has-been. Oh for empty suits! 
 
Headline: 'Freedom' to 'LOFTY': "Get Lost !"
story: At a press conference this coming Monday, the Forum for Reduction in Enunciated Emissions from Dummies & Or Morons will unvail the findings of a study that took 15 minutes and cost nothing to find the source of all human misery. They are expected to "out" this font of evil in our time, live on tv,right after Oprah... In a related story: Many organizations such as the a.c.l.u. ,n.o.w. , "the sierra club", the n.a.a.c.p. , "greenpeace", the dnc, a.a.r.p. and cnn are expected to protest F.R.E.E.D.O.M.s press conference and promised that it would get ugly and many law suits would result. When asked why they were taking these actions before the findings were even released, a spokesbeing for the group,Dan Rather said,"Well, as a former giant cog in the machine known as 'LOFTY (Loyalists Opposing Freedom and Truth in Yankee-land), all I can say is, we know these things. I mean, we are one bunch of smart cookies.How else do you explain it when some right thinking bunch of Americans votes in a perfectly constitutional amendment and BAM!, virtually instantaneously,there's a team of lawyers on the spot to stop it from becoming law ? Hey, we don't care what it is you folks try! Stop child predators ? Bam! We'll stop you. Stop illegals ? Bam ! We'll stop you all day long. F.R.E.E.D.O.M. tries to get the truth out ? Bam! Baby we'll fuzz this place up with so much murkiness and lies and YES, lawsuits, that it'll make your head spin and the average patriot will grow weary and just want to get back to his or her life and hope that someone else can fix the situation.Now step aside sweetheart and watch how we start screamin' everything from racism to facism to our plain old everyday lies before anyone even hears the facts about our enemy. Americas enemy. 
LISTEN HERE EVERYBODY! It has just come across our newswire that the leaders of "F.R.E.E.D.O.M." have endoresed slavery and several have personally murdered black children! My friend Mr. Carvell here has all of the documentation to prove it. Sick'em Jimmy!
.... Beautiful, aint it Miss news reporter?"
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Happy,"Day Like Any Other" America !

Posted by 2spothipshot on Thursday, November 23, 2006 3:02:03 PM
 
This post is based on an answer to Dennis Pragers question,"Who would you save,a loved pet or a stranger"(paraphrase) as answered by the "SecularConservative"<link
A word to my secularist bretheren:Let me get this straight.You believe this life is it.So, your values are based on the here and now,not some esoteric concept like "as a secularist, I have to honor life above all else (naturally I don't believe in an afterlife)" when saying why you would chose the stranger over the pet.Excuse me but you just said, "I have to honor life".Your cat is a life.It's "accidental chemical makeup" is just different from yours and the strangers.They're both going to be dust in the end so what's the real difference besides your love of kitty? You say,"The stranger has the same 'awareness' as me". So what ? Are you aware that he slashed your tires in the parking lot ? How do you know what awareness a domesticated animal has anyway? And what if that cat held the DNA link in the chain leading to, a brave new world without wars led by, King Fluffy? If we are all just at the current end of the "primordial ooz's" accidentally launched experiment, some billions of years past, who are you to say who lives according to your perception of their inate superiority to other life forms? God? Save the cat or be a lousy -and not just a little inconsistent- secularist.
 
added-(As I understand it,as a secularist,you believe that)-Your life is based on tangible, "proveable","facts".I mean, what if the stranger is a murderer? You're telling me that you would let your loyal,loveable (well,loveable) pet die so you could save a killer who is just going to end up as part of the same mud in some puddle of the future ? I'm afraid you miss Pragers point and even a hint of what it implies.
You are endowed with a spark of the devine.The killer is too.You don't give up on that.Even when you pull the lever on the trap door at the gallows,you say a little prayer for the poor bugger.
 
Sorry to go all Freudian on ya now bub, but I see the same tendencies and traits apparent in most Athiests, in you (minus most of the hate,that's why there's still hope for you) . You've been betrayed by the world, not God. He didn't turn his back on you, His creation has just fallen from grace and served as a poor pr firm for Him. Go for the stranger because he IS you.He's me.He's created in His likeness. The pet is loveable but there is no salvation for it.You know it.Your common sense knows it.You've just lost touch with your common sense.You've lost touch with Him.Maybe you never had it. Maybe you were just mouthing the words and now you have "realized" mans lone existence and experience here on the former "Paradise Gardens Inn and Suites". How can you, scientifically or otherwise, look at the treasures of your Creators' doing all around you, whether it be standing alone in the wilderness or watching children at play or the unbelievable acts of courage and true giving The American Fighting Man does every day or "miracles" of medicine or the World Trade Center Towers before they were destroyed by true evil and come to the conclusion that it's all just some big cosmic accident ? Come on,even Einstein said "The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge,but imagination",I think. Even if he didn't, it's true. The country needs intellects like yours.It also needs enough imagination to hear our Creator when He's talking to us. Shh.You can hear Him everywhere.I know He's the force behind the bounty before me on this fine Thanksgiving Day. Happy Thanksgiving all of you SecCon buddies and buddettes ! And common sense to all, and to all a good night. Oops,wrong holiday.
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'The Woman from Despair' & other dichotomies etc.

Posted by 2spothipshot on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 2:46:52 AM
 
Charlie rangel,loveable grandparent..
 
"The Bill of Rights is not a suicide pact"/ the DNCs gameplan
 
Blacks want to experience American dream / vote dem 80%
 
American public pro border security / empowers democrats
 
"Worst economy since 'The Great Depression' "/ lowest unemployment since...?
Nations largest employer and big help to consumers / biggest enemy of "party of the little guy"
 
Repubs get elected 'talkin' the talk' / get booted walkin' the balk 

Those who should be the standard bearers of the best of what the 1st Amendment represents(the msm/members of congress), instead shout "Liar !" in a clouded democracy
 
Is it just a bit ironic that the wife, the "better half"of,the "domestic support" for,the "commander in chief of 'bimbo erruptions' " for the "Man from hope" is now the "Queen of Despair" ? WOW ! Way to go General Abizaid ! May I get a moment of silence for another in the long line of nails in the coffin of the MSMs' legitamacy for ignoring what should be the death nell in this womans presidential hopes ? This makes "You're no Jack Kennedy" look like "Oh yeah !?! Well so's yer mother !"
 
I guess now that "Bakers Iraq 'Wild Bunch'" is about to enlist Syria/Iran in the "War on Terror?" we won't be needing the draft.
 
Thoughts of your average lib on this past election.
"Alright ! We control congress ! The domain of lawmaking is now our own personal,private playground...Oh yeah, we control congress, now we'll be blamed for what comes out of Washington at the American people. Oops, almost forgot about the propoganda arm of the dnc. The msm will fix it so we take no blame. Few!"
 
The "Libsters New Collegiate Dictionary" defines a "hobofobe" as; One who has an inordinate fear of bums
 
Unlike "Rightwinger Rush Limbaugh..." a redundancy you'll never hear -"Known liberal liar..."
 
Todays bumper truther
"Know Peacenix - No Peace" 
 No Peacenix - Know Peace"
 
re: The O.J. Simpson/Fox fiasco
"In other news,we here at cnn have just reversed our policy of being an al qeda tool.(just kidding)"
 
U.S. Fighting Man are subjected to experiences like seeing children,targeted children, being exploded into vapor and mangeled body parts, indestinguishable, one from the other, as well as the brothers he loves getting the same and having to live with the reality of unspeakable acts of torture on them, if captured, and know that the same waits for him if captured and still he is portrayed as a monster and torturer and nazi and pol pot and Gulag guard by his fellow Americans in the media and congress if his actions can be exploited as such and must live with this without complaint while....Hollywood liberal Michael Richards is sympathized with and coddled as a "victim" of our cold, racist society after spitting on the very freedoms that The American Fighting Man is dying for every day. Now that's a dichotomy. People we is not wrapped tight.
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Michael Richards Forgives you America, +

Posted by 2spothipshot on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 11:02:50 PM
 The hate machine behind the so called "Hurricane Katrina" disaster of last year has claimed another victim.Apparently, great American entertainer and humanitarian, Michael Richards, has gone beyond the call of liberal duty and thrown himself under the bus of public scorn for the sake of his peeps, American blacks. He bravely stood on stage and illustrated for all to see, the moral depravity that the Bush administration has brought to this fair land. With much courage and total knowledge that he would be ripped to shreds by mental giants like David Letterman, Mr. Richards went bravely forward with his act so that others might be healed and save themselves from the scourge of racism. "It all started with the 2000 election" said the reflective and self depricating hero to his nation. "I began thinking,'With this new and virulent kind of Nazism in the Whitehouse,what can I do to bring healing to the nation ?' So I traveled the country, experimenting with several styles of comedy but them stupid darkies kept...Oh, I'm sorry. Sometimes I slip into character. You know, like when 'M&M' beats the hell out of his wife. So anyway,as I was saying, those #$!%&*!!! n*****s..."

This talk's been interupted,
To keep your mind corrupted,
With MSM appeals,
Now bend over with squeals,
For all the "love" we're gonna steer ya,
"Power to truth ?"
No one will hear ya.
(end Olberman transmission)
 
(begin Andy Rooney trans.)  
"Did ya ever notice how babies are just blobs until they actually come out of the womb ?
Say, did ya ever notice that baseball is a "game of the people" but it's played on a diamond ? And most people can't even afford diamonds ever since the Bush administration outlawed money for anyone they don't know.
I think that it's wrong to keep money from hard working people. 
I remember when dad would come home from work -this was before George Bush killed him- with some dust and small pieces of lead paint for my mom to put in the family stew pot.
Gee,I love stew. In fact, I can't think of anything that I like better than moms stew (accept for all of the freedoms that George Bush took away from me). She sure could cook my mom.
I think George Bush is  basically a good man. I don't know why he joined the Nazi party though. The Germans make a hell of a good brat ya know ? I served in Europe during W W 2.... Part of "The Greatest Generation" they say... I don't mention it all of the time like john kerry....He's a good man too...Still didn't deserve to be accused of lying just because he didn't tell the truth though...He probly wouldn't have killed all of those innocent people in Iraq like George Bush did...(yawns) I wish I was still a blob...Well, gettin' kinda late...Yep, a nice happy little blob...(nodding off now)...Ow ! watch it with that scalpel buddy !!!(wakes up) Oh crap! I was wrong the whole time...I gotta tell someone...and what if George Bush...?....Aw f**k that s**t ! I hate it when Morley's not here to straighten me out.........z z z z z z z z"
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How j kerry Saved Us From Our Dumb Selves(again)

Posted by 2spothipshot on Sunday, November 19, 2006 7:32:24 PM
 
What I heard j kerry say today:"I take full responsibility for the bad joke my staff wrote. Also,for those who want to thank me for saving my party from the jaws of defeat this past election,just let me say this Chris, I am a veteran. I've been in firefights (or 'free fire zones' where I layed waste to helpless people with my 50 cal -by order of others that is). I know how to win battles, so to those grateful to me I'd say 'You're welcome' but I'm much too busy saving the American proliteriat,um public, from the ravages of this administration as well as delivering these poor dumb schlubs in uniform, who are so poorly educated they can be fooled by the Whitehouse into thinking I wasn't actually calling their commander in chief,their leader,the guy with the plan they carry out with pride and conviction, a big sophmoronic dummy. I don't know how to make it any clearer but to summarize it thus: I single handedly stopped Nixons unjust war (You're welcome) I have the worst joke writers in this hemisphere (For that I am profusely sorry...that they suck) I just pulled my partys' butt from the fire... again (They are welcome) I am and will continue to defend my country from the man who stole 2 elections in a row and managed to fool all of you idiots that did vote for him that I am a pompous,arrogant a-hole with nary a clue as to what it means to be a 'regular' guy (Hey,I've gotten 'jiggy wit it' with hieresses in the pool at the local raquet club). Oh yeah, and the American Fighting Man is a doofus.
 
   I appologize in advance to anyone who might still misunderstand my completely obvious and needing no explanation to be understood as perfectly innocuous observations of what I see, by myself,as a superior being above all others. That is the way it is. The American people have spoken.You're welcome. I love you too."
 
Thanks for clearing that all up Senator kerry.
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Many faces of dem party

Posted by 2spothipshot on Sunday, November 19, 2006 12:52:15 PM
    "Conservative" democrat:
"George Bush is a liar.He made up the things we were saying about WMD's before we decided to change our minds."

   "Moderate" democrat:
"George Bush is a nazi !!! The troops are nazi-like,pol pottish,gulag style abusers of poor,misunderstood terrorists !!! (When they are not themselves terrorizing innocent Iraqi women and children  that is.)"

   "Radical" democrat:
"Yea nancy 'pulloutsi' !!! You go girl !!!"

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"I am khalid sheik mohammad, and I approve of this message."
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All the News That's LEFT to Write

Posted by 2spothipshot on Saturday, November 18, 2006 8:54:59 PM
   Dateline: ted kennedys' real life nightmare 
Senator swimmer at the N.doubleA.L.C.P. -  Kennedy: "In closing, I would just like to thank the 'Congressional Black Con-Artists' er uh, 'Congos' I mean 'The United NegroCons Congression...' ah,um,er,uh that is to say, I mean 'The Liberal Black Plantation' um,er,uh Rangels 'Innercity' Rapers, I mean,I mean uh,um,er the 'Association of colored dudes in congress' uh, the 'Klan with a Tan' ooooh, dam those Rovebots! "
 
   What are "Rovebots" you ask. Well, let me hep you to the skinny on a big story about to break in the NY Times in a very few short days. The Times has come into secret documents on studies performed during the '60s and '70s that used (and abused) hundreds of unsuspecting victims who were implanted with early, developemental stage, prototypes of the current centerpiece of the GOPs masterplan. The "Rovebot". Back then they were known as "Nixonsfixins".
 
   Here's what they did. The plan was to neutralize their enemys' drive and determination by making him sabotage himself. Also, just a footnote here, but those "TV Exposes" about the C.I.A. and the D.O.D. using LSD on unsuspecting members of the military/C.I.A. etc., leading them to jump out windows and such was actually just a smokescreen, a ruse, designed to cover up the early stages of a very real,accurate and remote controllable device to affect political change at will. You see, what they were doing down at IBM (or Luscent Tech or Exxon-Mobil or whatever you have been fooled by the Military Industrial Complex and it's number one tool, THE NEWS MEDIA and entertainment in general, into thinking are just a bunch of wonderful and benevolent corporations that start an occasional war or whatever) was creating a super miniature, super robot that could be instructed or programmed as the laymen say, to enter the brain of an unsuspecting victim and lodge itself in the free will center and await instructions from the "motherboard".
 
   Of course, with an undertaking of such significant importance, they had to make a series of "tests". Unfortunately, not all of these tests went well and resulted in what are known today as  "victims of Tourret Syndrome". The rest is history. Rest asured though, that the next time you here some poor,dumb,hapless liberal recite the most hateful anti-American screed, it was all just a part of the plan. Carl Roves' "Big Picture" if you will. The scary thing is,even this last apparent election disaster is all a part of his plan.  Mother earth help us, only the terrorists can save us now. That's why prominent liberals in government have mounted a counter offensive, enlisting the help of great enemies of liberty like the NY times,the aclu,al-cnn,people for the "American" way,msdnc,hollywood etc. in an effort to combat this insidious forces of truth and freedom.Keep watching for more developments in this great struggle for the hearts and minds of Americans who kinda, sort of, in a way,but not really, pay attention to the stuff that will have an affect on this world for generations to come.
 
In related news...
   In an effort to get into the Guiness Book of World Records, charles "chucky" schumer, bolted in front of a camera where a Fox News reporter was speculating on whether the dems could find a way to twist the O.J. Simpson "confession" story to there advantage when no sooner did the "RoveBots" in his little noggin kick in. Schumer,"...So you're asking me, what would we, the democrat party, do, if treason was our actual mode of operation ? Well 'Little Miss Fox News maven', I know  you want to impress your bosses back at GOP headquarters but you can forget it. I'm not playing,I won't be fooled and besides, anyone with an ounce of common sense knows that we would do nothing different! You got that missy !?! Nothing ! This is a free country and we are free to say and do anything without fear of reprisal from facists like you down at Fox who have the nerve to question our intentions." Word from dnc headquarters has it that schumer just moved ahead of hillary clinton in their hopes to regain the whitehouse in 2008 and ms. clinton is planning on giving a speech tommorow to re-establish her liberal bonafides.
Man, that Rove really is a genious.
 
   Other news bits,
All of the patriotic, sane and reasonable people in the democrat party will be discussing a sound strategery for their party later this month in an important meeting,to be held in a pup tent in Zell Millers back yard....A team of GOP infiltrators was seen giving free 'eardrops' to democrats just before the vote for house leader. The team, led by Iraq war vet,PFC LaBomba DeFuse, sprung into action when it was heard that the most dangerous Inconsiderate Encourager of our Deadlyenemies (I.E.D.), john mytha, was about to be voted into power by the dems. "If we didn't get the votes, we were just gonna 'frag' the evil son of a bastige" said team leader DeFuse. "Come to think of it, I'm kinda sorry the RoveBots worked." The private was last seen heading for dinner and a nightcap with  America loving patriot and known frag sympathizer,Ann Coulter. "Yee ha!" he said....In a move reminiscent of nothing, the D.O.D. has begun a program of free, open ended vacations for those who point out terrorists in Iraq before they can do their evil. Included in the incentive laden program are free one way tickets to paradise for all of the terrorist participants. "If this doesn't work, were just going to advertise all expense paid trips to 'The (72)Virgin(s)Islands' and see who shows up" said Ali Ali al aqsa martyrs brigades Come Free, an administrator of the plan to purge the scum from Bagdad,...The sequel to Algores' "An Incomprehensible Myth",  "The Startling Truth About Universe Expansionism and the GOP", exposes the fact that methane gas emissions will actually lead to the total destruction of all that exists, now that George Bush and his cohorts have doomed our little planet to complete and utter annihilation. The docudrama examines the theory that, somewhere in the not so distant future, a rightwing plant in the house of representstives will deliver the actual mechanism to push the universe to it's ultimate expansion limit and begin the process whereby, we all end up in a drop of concentrated matter no bigger than a liberals brain. The device that will cause this horrible ruination ? Ted kennedys' about to be consumed plate of 'oysters du jour' and a (loaded with extra Co2) Dr. Pepper. The film follows the whole effort to foil the evil plan and involves several ingenious plot twists like time machines, a secret code imbeded in Warhols' Cambells' Soup painting and the actual 'Pandoras box' that san fran nancy pelosi opened her senior year in highschool. It is projected to win about 13 oscars....
 
  That's it from here. Come back later for more of "I Have a Nightmare" news. Kieth Olberman, oot
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The Truth in Black and Dumb

Posted by 2spothipshot on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 12:37:26 AM
 Welcome to...TALES FROM THE FUTURE !
 
   Tragedies like the following wouldn't be in our future if the democrat party was made our officially licensed "party of the people".

dateline Wash. D.C. -The FUTURE
 Republicans are being blamed today for A SERIES of 'accidental' killings that have been sweeping the country since fluffybunnies were completely outlawed and all history of their existence removed from the public record or replaced with the word 'fluffybunny' when removal is not possible. Of course this didn't settle with the venomous GOP who insisted that the -soon to be banned from public mention- standard chopping ax be allowed to exist and be owned by those who pass all required testing including the standardised fluffybunny tests that were adapted to accomodate safety training for your average 'sugarmuffin'.
   This just in: Legislation has passed in congress to forever more require that all sugarmuffins only be referred to as sugarmuffins and nothing else.That, was just in.
Which brings us to todays tragic, tragic, GOP induced....uh, tragedy. This man, Ainsley Borntasue, lost his father in a horrible and unnecessary accident. "How was I supposed to know it was sharpened ?" said a poor victim of the old Bush administrations legacy. "I didn't even sharpen it. It was in it's muffinwrapper I swear. The next thing I knew it slipped outta my hand and BAMMO! Right between the eyes with a sharpened sugarmuffin. That's what my daddy got...and he didn't deserve it....dam you republicans, dam you all to 'kozytime'.(any references to the hereafter were also banned in the future..."were"?..."the future"?...these things never work).
 
   I don't know if they name congresses like they do baseball teams -you know, "The GasHouse Gang", "The Bronx Bombers" etc.- but i've got a slogan for this coming Jans. session: "The first session of the end of our lives"
 
   This MUST be tried: "Porky Infidel Airlines" An airline with the requirement that EVERYONE who boards must eat some pork. In flight, there's pork punch,pork lemonade,porktales.  "Essence of Squeal" air fresheners. Of course then, they will still be victimized by all of the 'Tim McVays' that c.a.i.r. and their allies in the democrat media always insist on mentioning whenever someone suggests that Islam has a little tendency towards violence.....Not ME though, uh uh. Just save me from those wanton hordes of Christians from the Crusades...Really though...I wasn't even hinting that there is violence in your religion....I'm sorry! Please don't Acckk!-kkaaarrr!-ghugugugurgglegurglegurgl!-ooooozzzzzz.....drip...drip...drip...drip...drip...
 
   I wonder...are there more malpractice suits that result from delivering babies or from killing them ? Either way, I'd just as soon hang on to my soul thank you. Have you hugged an M.D. today ? (if you do, try to boost his sharp things all away from him.Those doctors, they really need an off switch)
 
   Is it just me or did guys like Talent and Allen look a little relieved when they gave their consession speeches ? I didn't even see one of them give one. Maybe they just have a little more of "The Eye of the Tiger". That's what America wants in her politicians, absolute and unequivocal obsession.
 
  More...TALES FROM THE FUTURE!
 
A guy(gov. agent) looks warmly into the camera that's shooting the latest PSA. "I'll never forget that last special moment with Grandma...Right before I dropped her with my state issued 'Compassion Carbine'. I'll always remember her that way...'No, please, I want to live!' Oh that Grammy! Such a fiesty one. She would've gotten away too...if I'd given her half a chance...Nope. Public service. It gives your life meaning. Come down today and register for your compulsory volunteer service. You won't regret it. Government is good !"
 
   (we now join your current time, already in progress)
Here's an idea I'll never see come to fruition. Let's take all of the scumlike killers that we catch over yonder in Bagdad and Afghanistan and force them to "disarm" unexploded i.e.d.s that we find. Or better yet, let's just dress them up in our uniforms and put them in the lead of ALL convoys, inside an old worn out hummer (remote controlled by us of course), as though they are scouting ahead and watch what happens as their bound and gagged LIVING bodies get transported to "the virgin islands".
 
   If those killing scum dogs happen to take over a small to medium sized American town and begin a long and horrific Beslan type siege, what will we do ? If it was already a "military town" would we "redeploy" ? Would we bomb our own ? I'm serious because that day is coming folks. Do you know what they did in Beslan ? They are already here and we are squabbling about "national healthcare" and impeachment hearings and trying to figure out how to make someone else take the fall for whatever trouble we find ourselves in politically or otherwise. If we wait until another American city is in flames will it be too late ?
 
   Son of, "More....TALES FROM THE FUTURE!"
 
Today in response to the recently enforced "New and Improved Fairness Doctrine", Rush Limbaugh said, "See, I told You So-gu-go-eek-ack-uck-Aaaarrrgh !" The above nazi propoganda has been interupted to bring you this bulletin: Conservatism has just been added to the list of "undesirable traits" that Big Brother needs to purge from society. The man who just carried out this corrective procedure, Howard "Howlin' Howie" Mengele (himself a product of the new state run program, "Creating the Best and Brightest, for a Better, Brighter Future, for all who are left") said, "Boy, that was fun ! Nurse ! Clean-up on E.I.B. !!! HA HA HA ! "
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The LeftWing Cometh

Posted by 2spothipshot on Sunday, November 12, 2006 11:22:50 PM
 
 Today in (political) war news:
 
A full division of Pelosis' Inept Malcontents,Screwballs & Rinos' can now be seen, on a home video published on redwhite&bluetube.com, advancing on Capitol Hill. That's right. An entire PiMSer division is storming the capitol and it looks as though there is nothing anyone can do to stop them. We now take you to a live report at the scene, by a reporter from the seemingly endless supply of silly people that we employ here at No,It's Not Necessary for You to Contimplate Our Negativity news:
 
   "This is Ron H.Roid from Capitol Hill where a whole series of events are taking place today in seemingly random fashion as the power structure of congress now sways back over to the side that doesn't wish to harm you in one way or another. I am getting reports that the plan has been in the actual working stage for several years going back at least to when a handful of dem symps parachuted into enemy territory and took up the cause of the 'Politics of National Destruction'. Frist and forMcCain, um, I mean, first and foremost, they started by disarming the republican tactic of intentionally installing originalist judges that didn't know the first thing about how to legislate from the bench. With the use of what was ostensibly republican leaders, they simultaneously slowed the confirmation process down to a snail's pace AND abolished the act of up and down voting on important judicial positions when there is a slight GOP majority (without permission from the "Gangus de la Potentatus McCainiacus" which would later branch off into other forces including but not limited to, the "McCaina-Hajeen" that is)AND they led the way when it came time to grant FULL constitutional privileges to mass murdering scum that break every rule of engagement and every law of basic human decency.Why? Because these poor underpriviledged savages were left unprotected from and 'tortured' by the evil Americans with such thuggish tactics as being in a really cold room until they were made to feel really really really uncomfortable etc. These horrors were outlined by great American and now potential liberator of the afforementioned victims of Americans acting as 'Pol Pot thugs, gulag prison guards and Nazis', Dink Turban.
 Sen. Lindsay Graham sprung to action as the leader of this division of the 'PiMSer's -known as the "Al-Lindsay-Backstab-Brigades"- that would later unite after election day 2006 and take the country away from backwards thinking constitutionalists and others who don't realize that evolution is a process inevitable in all areas of life from the constitution itself, to 'terrorist rights', to cloning, to who society decides will live or die. Yes, if not for that 'Crew of a few', those 'Ribald Rinos', this 'Band Above Others', America herself would still be suffering under the iron grip of the jackbooted GOP and President Nazi..er um, I mean Bush without a hope for the day when majority leader Harry Reid and President Hillary Clinton will surely very soon, sign the final peace agreement with all of the people who swear to see us destroyed.They never meant it anyway and only said it because Bush created them and made them very very angry and stuff like that and everythings gonna be alright now....(starts sucking thumb and twisting hair in his fingers)...(now talking through thumb, eyes glazed)..that's it fwum hiew, Won Hemwoid, NINNYCON Newth..."
 
   (back in studio) "Yes well thanks Ron and now we'll continue with that theme with an already prepared documentary narrated by world famous NINNYCON News contributor, Alec Balwin.."
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(documentary) "And so it was that the 'Band Above Others' would sieze control of the Senate and successfully emblazen an image, of an unflinchingly do nothing, unprincipled, wishy washy, 'go along to get along' set of traits to the public perception of a typical republican, thus making it seem reasonable to vote for the party that calls American servicemen 'terrorists','Gulag prison guards', 'Nazis' and 'Pol Pot thugs'. Not that the slavish, dnc advocate media ever mentions these incidents endlessly or at least for weeks on end, like they did with 'Macacagate' or the infamous mass child molester, Mark Foley. No! Thank the diety of your choice (if you have one,if you don't,please accept my appology for violating the new 'Seperation of church and Anything Public' law) that the MSM is on the frontline everyday protecting us all from the truth that surely waits to fracture our vulnerable, delicate, eggshell like selfesteem and the forces of socialism are better for it. Observe with me just some of their handywork:'The worst economy EVER!' ,'The war in Iraq is a quagmire' with great back-up and depth like,'Here, let us tell you about all of the dead Americans without ever mentioning their successes,accomplishments,victories over the enemy or the fact that they believe in there mission. Nope, they're just a bunch of guys Bush and Rummy stand up in front of killers for target practice' or 'Elections are stolen by the GOP so watch out' and of course the always trustworthy 'Racism sexism etc. are worse than ever in our history because of them' and other well known mantras are what held the potential GOP voter -the one out on the fringe- from even thinking about casting a vote for those monsters. Bravo to us !!! We 'Who Beguile for the Biching Blameless'."
 
   "Now, back to the infilTRAITORS. They established many outposts in support of and in anticipation of this wonderful 'Day of Days' this 'LV-day' for all who hate and despise liberty and the warriors who provide it. So now, even though these enablers may think they can 'save the country' from the stranglehold of the new left leadership that they themselves helped create, we of the new castrotti will have nothing to stop us. A new day is dawning in this great land. A day when we can finally realize the full impact of 'The Great Society' with ever newer,bigger,better Cabrini Greens and Medicares and a 'Meals on Wheels' military that will be loved by the world so that we can finally say, 'I'm an American, I'm still very sorry, but I am making amends for my past misdeeds.Please forgive me, just a little, and I will sign any damm treaty you want !'."
 
   And so it was that the world was changed, seemingly inexorably, towards Armegedon. That was at least until the arrival of the next republican savior. The "anti-Frist" cometh. Look out leftys, it's gwine ta get ugly up in heyah.
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A Prayer for the Fighters, past and present

Posted by 2spothipshot on Friday, November 10, 2006 9:50:30 PM
 Men who charge FORWARD into enemy fire is something that I first became aware of when very young and dwelling on the subject of the Civil War. The reality of doing such a thing, with the sheer horror that was present everywhere, overwhelmed me and I have been in awe of the American Fighting Man, past and present, ever since.
 
   These are not mindnumbed robots as many of our opponents (fearless and determined as they might have been) were, from the Japanese -a virtual death cult that sought honor through death- to the communists in Korea and southeast Asia- slavelike and devoid of any appreciation for the value of life- to our current enemy who are motivated to kill themselves intentionally while murdering and maiming scores of innocents as a means of entrance into their heaven. For their God. No! These are lovers of life who are raised with an appreciation of ALL the promise of this great nation as set forth by our great founders. "Life, Liberty AND the persuit of happiness". That phrase starts with "Life" and still manages to get better. So NO ! Their courage is not blind.They know exactly what they are giving up and yet they march forward...many times even storming there way forward against all odds and suffering horrofying wounds while watching the brothers they love die beside them, just so they can plant a tattered piece of cloth on a previously worthless chunk of land. They do this all with the very real understanding of what it is that they are risking giving up. Life in the country that has attracted more human souls, in it's relatively short existence, than any other nation ever and dare I say, all other nations combined in history.
 
   To not only understand -instinctively or intellectually- the fact that your life has a greater meaning than just trying to wring every last second of hedonistic pleasure out of it - when there is such a great opportunity to do just that - but to also ACT on that understanding by giving ones life for that greater meaning as well as your brother in arms, is what has kept Liberty alive for this long and it is our only hope for it to continue. May God continue to make men like that.
 
   It is hard not to get political when those honorable ones are held out every day, by the democrat party and their allies in the advocacy media, as the moral equivolent of our blood enemies. But I won't. I just wanted to say thank you. Thank YOU for my life and the quality thereof. May all of the men and women who have ever worn the uniform of the American service person and not brought it dishonor (and a few that have), walk in paradise for all eternity. Surely, your brothers, patiently, await your arrival.
 
God                  Bless                  You

Amen
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"...Compromises consistent with principle"

Posted by 2spothipshot on Thursday, November 09, 2006 10:42:52 PM

   Today on the Medved Show, Tony Snow said,(actual quote)"Accommodations and compromises consistent with principle" in answer to the notion of, what will now happen with a nancy pelosi led congress as it pertains to the presidents' steadfastness on the issues of the day.Once more with feeling please Tony,"Accommodations and compromises consistent with principle". Well, here's a quote. By me,(actual) "Accommodations and compromises are, by deffinition, absent of principle."

 
   There's alot of ways to take this.(With a wash that wishy, one can only guess as to where it might lead.) One scenario could be: "Every time we cave from now on, don't worry, we promise it will have come as a result of conscientious handwringing that is very mindful of all things of utmost importance to you, the voters whom we again, are about to screw."
 
   Another one might be: "While congress was led by those darned republicans who actually had principles -or at least feared the wrath of their constituents- we had to go against our own desires and sign things like 'The Great Big Wall Act of 2006' or whatever and now that we have a congressional leadership more in tune with our philosophy, we still get what we want and they can take the heat.Hmm, losing isn't all bad after all I guess."
 
   This is the one I'm hoping it doesn't mean more than any other: "Shreeker pulloutsi, if you've got the platters, we've got the heads. Just tell us who you want and we'll serve 'em up fresh and bloody. Who? Rummy? It is done.....I know what I said last week, don't worry about it. Just promise not to savage me on tv anymore. Deal?....Deal. Good. Oh and about that tv thing, pat leahy says some really mean stuff about me, if I knock it off with the originalist judges can you get him off my back too ?...Oh good !  Now that's what I call 'A principle consistent with accommodating compromises'. Hey, I used the same words that Tony said on the big conservative guys show. Alright ! Now lets get to wackin' ! Iraq, GONE ! Bolton, GONE ! Judges, GONE ! Cheney, GONE ! Border enforcement, GAU-GU-GU-GONE-GONE----SO GONE !!!"
 
   The reason why I loathe that last one so much is, when you can throw a friend under the bus that easy for the sake of "getting along", how hard can it be to jerk the rug out from under a bunch of guys doing a job "nobody" wants them to do ? Hugh Hewitt, a man 10 times smarter than me, says that he thinks (hopes ?) President Bush is just doing the old "rope-a-dope" on the Fransisconated one. Tonight on Hughs' show, James Lileks mentioned the fact that we've all been waiting for W to come off the ropes with a big ol' haymaker for about 5 years plus and with nothing yet, why to think we'll see it now when even doers like Reagan had a hard time getting big stuff done towards the end. Forget rope-a-dope, our president might think he has to peel himself up off the canvas, leaving him in no position to throw any punches. He doesn't believe in conservative principles anyway, so forget that. He's more like FDR than Ronaldus Magnus, it's just that like FDR, he get's the danger of the enemy so he knows the importance of winning the war. Fortunately for America, FDR didn't have to deal with constant,open,unashamed and even protected by their target, treason from ALL of THE LEADERS OF THE OPPOSITION PARTY. Funny what a difference that little detail makes. Combine that with living in Washimgton everyday and you can see how George Bush might even lose sight of the big picture. Thank God he doesn't read the daily fishwraps or the mission wouldn't stand a chance.
 
   We CAN'T lose the war. We CAN'T demoralize the military. If they are betrayed by their own country, how effective will they be when it counts ? You can't blink in this game and we just blinked. Now that the force responsible for saving our sorry, idealistic, can't be bothered with it butts, knows it has to worry about treating mass killers in accordance with the "mcCain/graham al qeda bill of rights act of 2006", do we really want to tell them that politics and not the absolute necessity of the mission they believe in, is what determines whether or not all of there sacrifice and suffering  has had any meaning ? First the election, now that. It's starting to look like the john kerry doctrine of, "(believe in country and mission)...and you wind up stuck in Iraq" is in danger of winning the day. What if it did ? Could we survive ?
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Thank you oh "principled ones"

Posted by 2spothipshot on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 12:48:17 AM
    Everyone, now's the time to thank the cut and runners. The 'Politics of National Destruction' will build ever stronger with the coronation of "Shreeker of the House" nancy pulloutsi, Charlie "ways and means" rangel,the guy that promised impeachment hearings. Hey, if we're lucky,the senate might still turn and we'll get to see ted kennedy:Chairman of the Armed Services Committee. Pat leahy:"king of the judiciary". The night is young.Thanks guys! I'm sure now the GOP will swing around violently to accomodate a bunch of people that didn't even vote. Ya, that's gonna happen. Cause we all know, Ronald Reagans aren't born, they're created by a-holes like you. Stupid self righteous morons. I feel like Charlton Heston kneeling in front of the remains of ol' Liberty screaming "dam you ! You blew it all to hell" or whatever the hell he said.

   Next time you see an Iraq war vet amputee and the "al-nancy-leftist-brigades" have just stopped funding the war, effectively making him the victim of another "Viet Nam", make sure to tell him that it couldn't have happened without your principled stomping and withholding of breath -and your vote- to show your displeasure with those darn politicians that actually acted like...um...oh ya, that's it, politicians.Nice move exlaxes! And be sure to enjoy that nice new set of super taxes about to be leveled on you. Not to worry though, the SCOTUS will probably have confiscated your property by then anyway. 
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