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Little Known Gov. Report Out Today:High Corruption Exposed

  This is text from a little know report by The Assessment of Government Organizations Group or, A.G.O.G. If it doesn't get around to the wrong folks, I'll try to print more later.

Assessment

There is no guarantee for success in government. The situation in

congress and several states is dire. The GOP has

been removed from power and the American people have a democratically

elected government that is broadly representative of

their population, yet the government is not adequately advancing

national reconciliation, providing basic security, or delivering

essential services. The level of sedition is high but stabilizing.

There is great suffering, and the daily lives of many

Americans show little or no improvement. Pessimism is pervasive.

U.S. law enforcement and civilians alike, and our Mexican

partners, are making exceptional and dedicated efforts—and

sacrifices—to help America. Many Americans have also made extraordinary

efforts and sacrifices for a better future. However, the ability of the government to influence events within America is diminishing.

Many Americans are embracing sectarian identities. The

impending democrat led congress and senate

 impedes economic development. Most leaders

in the congress are not playing a constructive role in support of America, and some are undercutting stability.

Congress is vital to national and even local stability, and is critical to overall U.S. interests. It runs along the sectarian fault lines of

the George Sorros types and "The Daily Kos",

and of conservative and RINO populations. It

has the world’s second-largest known steer stool reservoir. It is now a

base of operations for un-American activities,especially by the DNC .

Congress is a centerpiece of American depravity & perversion, influencing

how the United States is viewed by school children around the world. Because of the gravity of congress's condition and the

chambers vital importance, the United States is facing one of its most difficult and significant challenges to patriotism in decades. Because events in America have been set in motion by governmental decisions and actions, the people have both a national and a moral interest in doing what they can to give elected officials an opportunity to avert total disgrace.

An assessment of the criminal records, drug usage , fiscal, and moral situation follows (all figures current as of publication),

along with an assessment of the consequences if  government

continues to deteriorate, and an analysis of some possible courses of

action.

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t h e A.G.O.G.  report

A. Assessment of the Current

Situation in GOVERNMENT

1. Criminal Records

Attacks against security guards, waitresses, and "Private entertainers" are persistent

and growing. The last 50 years have been the most outrageous for

democrats everywhere, with 102,000 fanies pinched. Total gropings in October 2006 averaged 180 per day, up from 70 per

day in January 2006. Daily grabs of unsuspecting females in

October were more than double the level in January. Come-ons to pages in October were four times higher than in January.

Some 3,000 waitstaff are fondled every month.

Sources of Unwelcome Petting

Touching is increasing in scope and complexity with the help of friends . There

are multiple senators who grope in front of anyone: the Kennedy/Dodd tandem,

Barney Frank and his "roommate", Sen. Akaka and his "Ya wanna lay" joke,

and Nancy Pelosis' provacative squats, and organized "bimbo eruptions". Sectarian drinking games

particularly in and around Congressman Franks "Loveshack"—has become the

principal challenge to sobriety.

Most benders by elected officials are still done by leftwing insurgents. The insurgency comprises former elements

of the Bubba Clinton regime, disaffected members of the C.B.C.,

and constitutional criminals,ie:judges. It has significant support within the

"moveon.org" community. The insurgency has no single leadership

but is a network of nitwits. It benefits from the participants helter skelter assaults on Americas infrastructure, and "bungled jokes" and financing

are supplied primarily from within the DNC. The special interest groups

have different goals, although nearly all oppose the

presence of conservatism in government. Most wish to establish socialist rule in the country. Some aim at winning local power and control.

"The daily kos" is responsible for a large portion of the violent anti-semitism in Americaand that includes some of the more spectacular rhetoric:

suicidal rants, large F bombs, and attacks on significant

religious or political pundits"The daily kos" et al is now largely

Sorros run and composed of communists. Foreign nation lovers

numbering an estimated 1,300—play a supporting role or carry

out stupid non-sensicle operations. Also.the MSMs goals include instigating a

wider sectarian tension between classes/races/sexes/ages/religions

etc. etc in America and , and driving

the United States,Mexico and Canada into a borderless "AmericaStan".

Sectarian wedging causes the largest number of American voter casualties. American government is in the grip of a deadly cycle: Democrat 

attacks on the President/the military, spark large-scale disillusionment of the public.

Groups of voters are often found confused and voting wrongly, their bodies
slumped, in utter confusion. The perception of total failure by the GOP
emboldens democrats, shakes confidence in the government, and leads voters to flee the voting booths. In some parts of the country—notably in the southtotal brainwashing

is taking place. The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics is the DNCs model for our country.

 The "al-franken&nancy-brigades" pose a substantial

threat to immediate and long-term stability. These brigades are diverse. Some are affiliated with the government, some are highly localized, and some are wholly outside the law. They are fragmenting, with an increasing breakdown in command structure. The brigades target undereducated civilians, and some struggle for power in clashes with one another. They always target

American institutions. They undermine the authority of

the Bush administration and the military forces, as well as the ability

of children to learn the truth about anything. The prevalence of

these brigades sends a powerful message: political leaders can preserve

and expand their power only if backed by their willing accomplices in the MSM.

To be continued.....?
Please keep this quiet.

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An Open Letter to Dennis Prager

I emailed Mr. Prager in response to this column.
 
I agree with your point about symbolism Mr. Prager.Also,being a positive person,I hope you can see how this illustrates your preference for clarity over consensus.You sir,may now be fealing the heat but Mr. Ellison is pushed into a corner where he MUST "stay the course" as it were.

He started out to make a "statement". You called him on it and brought clarity to his intentions.
c.a.i.r.,the a.d.l. and other liars scream bloody (racist) murder as they misrepresent you,ie;show everyone what liars they really are.
You then give him a reasonable out.He can't do it or that negates the "statement".Again illustrating why he's really doing this.
Bottom line: You have shone a gigantic spotlight on a subject that is in need of it.Unfortunately,only some run TOWARDS the light,while many others scury away to the warm darkness of their own hearts.As for Medved/Mary Katherine Ham and other relatively sane folk,give them time,they'll come around (just maybe not in public so don't hold your breath).

Thank you for stirring things up Mr. Prager.There truly is no end to the mental stimulation provided by great minds such as you,Rush,Ann Coulter,Mark Levin,Michelle Malkin,Mark Steyn,Claudis Rossette and so many others.God bless you.

addendum: In case you don't know Pragers point, or you don't have the time to read the column, he is mearly bringing attention to the fact that Con. Ellison is breaking a tradition that goes back to George Washington by insisting on doing the ceremonial (and not required) swearing into office on a koran exclusively, without having a Bible even present  . Mr. Prager wants no law to stop him. He simply wants the man to respect American tradition and not put himself above it in such an in our face way. Although I see the Medved view of saying, "Hey,you get what you vote for",I think it is brilliant and courageous of Mr. Prager to shine a light on what this means to our culture.
Just another chip off  the old block of American exceptionalism.   

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Michael Medved:islamo-facist tool ?

  This is what it sounded like to me on "The Mike Medved Show",today,Dec.-4th-'06
"Welcome now, to the Michael Medved Show,Victor Mordecai and the wonderful,very well spoken and articulate Jafar Sadeeki.Welcome gentlemen"
Mordecai "Thank you."
Sadeeki "Thank you Nazi, I mean Michael,I mean Michael the Nazi. Hi Victor the Nazi !"
VM "Hi Jaff"
MM "Okay, gentleman, I would like to start with a basic question. Can we agree that although all muslims are certainly not terrorists,most terrorists are in fact muslims ? Victor..."
VM "I think that that is self evide..."
JS "I don't believe you Mr. Mordecai !!! You are the most vile kind of satanic Nazi in the slimy skin of a jew that can exist !!! You disgust me you putrid piece of filth,you vermin, NAZI NAZI NAZI....."
MM "Okay, thank you for that very articulate and empassioned opinion 'Jeff'. I sure do appreciate how well spoken and articulate you are. WOW ! Isn't he just amazing Victor Mordecai ? I mean wow, he's not just your average,every day reactionary activist muslim. In fact, he makes NO money doing this and sacrifices very much by just being here.You're so wonderful 'Jeff' ! Well, anyway, your response Victor Mordecai."
VM "I think the evidence is in and it's undisputable, the vast majority of terrorism..."
JS "Oh God! Here it comes! You know,you are such an embarassment to your kind you disgusting,narrowminded,bigoted piece of human trash! I am finding it very hard to control myself so well in the presence of even the sound of your sick racist,Nazi propoganda spilling voice! You are evil Victor, EVIL I SAY !!!"
MM "Another great and very poignaint illustration of his views were just presented by 'Jeff', wouldn't you say Victor Mordecai ?"
VM "......................."
MM "Yes, well, on that note we must take a break, but when we return,I will be asking my guests there opinion of the Palestinian situation as it pertains to Israel. This is the Michael Medved Show."
 
Back from commercial,Medved starts it up again:
MM "'Jeff' Sadeeki,would you say that it is possible,just possible mind you,that an act of terrorism or at least percieved terrorism has been carried out by someone with a surname suggetive of the muslim faith,in the past thousand years ?"
JS "You know Michael,when I was a child,I had to suffer greatly.The jews and the christians...they said mean things to me...I'm sorry,I'm sorry,it's just that those memories are so hard to live with. But I forgive both of you guys for being what you are.I know you can't help it."
MM "Are you suggesting that we are somehow inferior to...."
JS "No no no! Of course not I am simply saying that most terrorism is carried out in the world today by christians and jews. You see, it all depends on what you are talking about.I am talking about things that no one has ever heard of so of course you don't understand..."
MM "Please, 'Jeff', I must insist that you address the question as it was asked. Do muslims commit acts of terror ?"
JS "Again Michael,it all is dependent upon your focus and deffinition.I chose to focus on the 'terrorist regime' in Israel and as you can see,I define them for what we are,um, they are. Also, Victor Mordecai is a Nazi and I don't know if I can take anymore of this awful awful propoganda spewing from his disgusting monkey mouth!"
MM "Excuse me ? His 'what' mouth 'Jeff' ?"
JS "See ? This is what I'm talking about. Now he's got you doing it, looking for and finding reasons to persecute me out of thin air. I don't know how I continue to control myself in the face of this Nazi defamation and attack on my religion! It is truly the most awful kind of bigotry I have ever been exposed to. You gentlemen should be ashamed of yourselves. Well anyway,as I was saying about myself and my plight and my peoples long suffering at the hands of white racist biggots like Victor Mordecai,the facistic Nazi in a dirty jews appearance..."
MM "Okay,that's it gentlemen.Great show! Thank you Victor Mordecai and thank you 'Jeff' Sadeeki, you are truly a one in a million representative of your side who has sacrificed much and is very articulate and well spoken etc. etc. etc....."
 
If you're thinking my little illustration is indicative of a host,Michael Medved, who is so patronizing as to sound like a white biggot of old (some still exist in the sports broadcasting biz) when one would talk this way if a "brother" could even form a sentence as a way of blowing them off, you're kinda right. Unfortunately, Medveds listeners were playing the part of the "talked down to black guy" as we never got to hear this obfuscapegoating liar and propogandist get his comeuppance. Mordecai would have shredded him if given the chance but Medved wasted it. Pity.
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Breyer:Terrorists now=Interned Japanese then...WHAT?

 
 
Justice Breyer just compared terrorist mass murderers at Gitmo to Japanese Americans interned during WWII in his taped interview on Fox News Sunday by the notorious assassin of liberals,Chris Wallace. Hmm, considering the lawsuit against "Kramer" Richards was all about insensitivity, does it follow that the decendants of that other moment of American shame and bigotry now have a case against SCOTUS member Breyer ? Way to call him on that one Chrissy ! Wait, uh, oops. Nevermind.
 
  When it comes to fashioning a straight thought from the most twisted and perverse methods, Justice Breyer affirms the impossibility of that happening. You see, it is impossible to get a quote, from the very nuanced one, where he makes a direct point. The reason ? Apparently, the last time he made a direct statement to fact, he was a child and it went something like this: "Mommy? I ga go potty !" In answer to which his mother, horrified with embarassment in front of her bridge club, made the little future justice in knickers hold it while doing a "jig" for benefit of the vericose laden cheek tweekers,leaving him scarred and well, the meaningless and yet, oh so dangerous lump of ambiguity we now live under the boot of. I know that's horrific English but you get the point. Your thoughts:
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What the NYPD did was GOOD

    You're a cop.Something bad is about to happen.You try to stop it.The person suspected of intending to perpetrate the "something bad" runs you over with his car when you say stop.Accordingly, when someone yells,"He's got a gun", you and your partners discharge your weapons.

   Everyone from racist New York councilmembers to Mayor Bloomberg to Sean Hannity have said that it is this big tragedy, with the inference leaning heavily on the "something went wrong with police procedure" school of thought at least to,"They're killing us! Oh God they're killing us again! " type of barbara stiesand you get out of the "Klan-With-a-Tan" types that always jump up to smear some blood on their shirts and scream fire in a crowded theater.

   Sorry but this just seems like another opportunity lost to explain certain basic procedures for how to deal with the police.Like Chris Rock says in his very funny, but very apropos, instructional video,"Rule #1) Obey the law".

  We could be teaching. Instead we are practicing more embarassing acts of public self flagellation. Well not we in the literal sense. Those guys are doing it.
Teach, your children well,
And all this hell,
Will surely go right by 'em.
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The "pledge" of Non-Binding Words without Hate

   I affirm no adherence,        
To the symbol of oppression,
Of the facist states of Amerika.

Nor to the constitution,
In it's current state of evilution.

One continent,
Under the courts,
With diversity and reparations for some.
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"6 Burned Alive in Iraq" May be a LIE

   This story by Mary Katherine Ham is disturbing.In other words,it's about typical "journalistic" modus operandi. I believed it.How about you ?

Lesson: NEVER, EVER, BELIEVE THE MSM ON FACE VALUE. Better yet, just get all of your news from the web if you're not already.That's is from not so absurd central today...your thoughts:
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NY times publishes launch codes for 100 ICBMs

 
If c. rangel and a load of manuer were dumped off the side of a bridge, which one had any value of a positive nature before it hit the water ?
 
European appeaser: "My Muslim brothers do have a point in respect to 'The Jewish question' in that, despite the fact that many of them have slightly larger noses than most lower primates, many of them do like bananas".
 
Quick: What's harder to quantify, the perverse narcissism of the Hollywood left or the moral depravity of one c. rangel ?
 
Get ready folks. Word has it that a kennedy family shyster has been advising Michael Richards and he is about to "confess" to being moleted as a child, by a white,jewish,republican priest in blackface. Poor guy.
 
A proposal: When refering to your average liberal liar (I know, pretty redundant huh ?), liar should be a part of their normal title,eg: "Lying Democrat, and piece of rodent feces, charles rangel..." It'll never happen but...maybe just once a year like the much anticipated and ballyhooed, "Talk Like a Pirate Day" on Hughs' show. Hey, it's no less true or obnoxious than the constant harping on anyone to the right of stalin being refered to as, "Rightwing conservative blah blah blah.."
 
Is c. rangel just the embodiment of some nightmare figure from the darkest regions of Stephen Kings' perverted mind ? Hmm,the disgusting build. The face of a catchers mitt,well worn and lost under the team bus nine too many times. The voice. Ugh!, that voice. It makes a sound that is sure to terrify most molest victims as I've no doubt the slimey bastige has experience in that area. Deffinitely, that bloody grinning clown in "It" had nothing on this creep, may he rot from the eyeballs down.
 
One more thing I don't understand. While the cold war 'raged' the liberals of the world lived in fear of "Ronny Ray Guns" (an actual name I heard some lib - I think it was Joan Baez - call him) ending the world. Now the left says we can't defeat a bunch of renegade killers. What !?! We're America ! Of course we can end the world ! And it rationally follows that,given the proper tactics, we can "end the world" of a bunch of mangy cutthroats hiding behind women,children and a mask.
 
During his channeling session today, it was revealed by john edwards that while he was in the womb, he counseled people away from their racist tendencies. Also, he was in the hospital crib next to Michael Richards, but was unable to affect his already finely tuned mind meld and thus was not able to save him from George Bushs' hate machine.Such a noble and dignified little pony that edwards.
 
The hearing impaired department: Apparently,as far as their service in the military goes, both j. kerry and c. rangel were told, "It is an honor to selflessly serve" but what they heard was, "Honor shmonor ! Combine your service with a lifetime supply of 'selfish selfservice' so as to deflect any critics when you say hideously unforgiveable statements against reason,truth and anything decent on earth".
 
I'd pay to commision the scientists who study such things, but I don't think it's really necessary to have a study on whether a maggots' bile rises up in it's throat in c. rangels is presence. It's safe to say that most living things tend to spew when that lump of hate starts to puke up the usual vile filth that no doubt lurks in his brain most every day.
 
Is it actually true that a member and all around mukkity muck of the well known subversive group C.A.I.R.(Covert Arab & Islamic Recon) is now a U.S. congressman from minnesota ? I'll not return to that lost cause of a state. Geez! What a bunch of hosers ay ?!
 
Does the following mean I'm petty ? I find it not only incorrect, but downright disengenuous when your average talkshow host says, "I don't mean to cut you off but..." inveriably as notice of the impending cut off. I don't call talk shows (accept for Hugh Hewitt a couple times and he never did that.Too polite I guess) but just once I'd like to hear someone say, "I'm cutting you off,the format of the show requires it, and I mean to do it." I was right, I am shallow.

Oh yeah, the launch code thing. That's only available in the new Arabic only edition of the times, sorry.
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Information that WILL Save the Nation...

 
Can be found in the Bible. This is a humor/attempted profundity piece.So relax and read already.
 
When watching what our so called representatives are doing to our constitution, one can't help but wonder..."Say, if we could attach turbine engines to the corpses of our Founding Fathers...WE COULD SOLVE THE ENERGY PROBLEM !!!"
 
What ever happened to cause and affect ? I mean, the dems LEADERSHIP has been the cause of what should be ridicule and derision by the GOP leaders, if not the seeking of criminal charges for treason, but the GOP is too gutless to affect these appropriate actions. Like Prager says of unwed babymaking, "There must be a stigma associated with this behavior".
 
Meanwhile, in a self hating jews' living room, somewhere in or near Rodeo Drive..."This meeting of 'The Loyal Order of Liberal,Nazi,Racist Hollywierdos' will now come to order! HILE KRAMER! ZIG COSMO!...."
 
In other spews: The actor who played "The soup Nazi" on tv has opened a new theme park called "Auchwitzland" where it is said, "every little Palistinian boy and girls dreams come true in dying color!" now that they've replaced the old fake blood with the actual blood of "little infidels" in the mannequins they blow up on the "School bus to paradise" ride.
 
Mike Richards is contrite only AFTER his racist rage is made public and then of course, people must be admonished by Jerry "Stop it, that's not funny" Sienfelt if they dare laugh at the idiot.
Then you have: George Allen NOT exploiting his moms jewishness and yet is destroyed for a word nobody ever heard of in comparison to hill clinton claiming to be part jewish to score points (or was that al gore or j kerry or chucky schumer ? Gee, these peoples disengenuousness and exploitation of anything is so rampant, it's hard to keep track of who lied about what). Is that a dichotomy ?
Okay, let me try this: Arnold has a creep for a father. Mike Richards is a creep. Now which one does jerry sienfelt, hollywierd and the MSM rush to the defense of ? Hmmm?
 
Why is it that the MSM always says "Black Friday" with an emphasis on the word black like both it and the day after Thanksgiving are somehow negative for all of us when in fact it's actually a (Get out of the) red letter day for business ? That question answers itself -as far as the business side of it goes- and seems to indicate the MSM's inherent racism when ever mentioning the word black.
 
Summary of the "pro-homosexual marriage" folks stance:
"You rightwingers are so hypocritical ! You want to keep marriage exclusively hetro and all to your repressed and probably latently homo selves when everybody knows that marriage fails 50% of the time anyway ! You must allow us to be a part of this failed American institution. It's just like slavery all over again. Blacks didn't chose their skin color and I didn't chose to leave my wife and kids to engage in unnatural acts of perversion with a mutually troubled soul. It just happened that way. Now start applauding me for being a courageous 'gay American' and give me what the hell I want you Neanderthals !"
signed: J. McGreavy
 
In my opinion, when it comes to the presidential election of '08, J. McCain is a political ebola virus to any real conservative. He sure was in terms of the last election.
 
bill o'rielly if he were commenting during the Civil War:
"...Yes the South is undermining the union but Lincoln and the North are not without blame. I mean, you simply must admit that the President has made huge blunders in regards to strategy. That's it for the talking points memo, now make sure to pick up a copy of my latest work,'If I don't save You America,Who Will ? Jesus ? Yeah Right !' Well, that's it for the show and remember, 'The truth starts here'. It ends here too, but you know what I mean."
 
Just a thought: Why don't we suggest the Iraqis begin to bury bodies of the killers, swimming in sow blood/stuffed with pig parts ?
 
Question: Is there currently, a bigger piece of crap, masquerading as a human being in the world today than one c. rangel ? Unlike jean fraud kerry, he takes the art of the left handed stab in the back to a new high by declaring essentially the same thing as kerry, but in a way that is designed to fool the foolable into thinking that he desires "fairness". "Mr." rangel,may you rot from the eyeballs down you subhuman piece of filth.
 
Why is it when the "msm" mentions the "Christian Right" or "Fundamentalist Christians" or similar groups, they have a tone that should be reserved for when they mention our blood enemies, namely, the Muslim fanatics that are currently plotting to destroy us ? Oops, another question that answers itself.
 
Why is it that the folks who claim to want a "colorblind" society always scream about the race of certain non-whites achievments to the point that one almost forgets the significance of the achievment ? This is so prevelant that one starts to wonder - What IS more significant, the accomplishment or the color of who's gettin' it done, in the eyes of those who claim to be the fairest minded of us all ?
 
What would be harder to change, an "institutionalised" criminal in the corrections system or a, fully indoctrinated by the institution of congress type like, Trent "Trots of the mouth" Lott ? I'm just watching this guy on Fox News Sunday and he is one big bag of nothing and always has been. I wish he was a has-been. Oh for empty suits! 
 
Headline: 'Freedom' to 'LOFTY': "Get Lost !"
story: At a press conference this coming Monday, the Forum for Reduction in Enunciated Emissions from Dummies & Or Morons will unvail the findings of a study that took 15 minutes and cost nothing to find the source of all human misery. They are expected to "out" this font of evil in our time, live on tv,right after Oprah... In a related story: Many organizations such as the a.c.l.u. ,n.o.w. , "the sierra club", the n.a.a.c.p. , "greenpeace", the dnc, a.a.r.p. and cnn are expected to protest F.R.E.E.D.O.M.s press conference and promised that it would get ugly and many law suits would result. When asked why they were taking these actions before the findings were even released, a spokesbeing for the group,Dan Rather said,"Well, as a former giant cog in the machine known as 'LOFTY (Loyalists Opposing Freedom and Truth in Yankee-land), all I can say is, we know these things. I mean, we are one bunch of smart cookies.How else do you explain it when some right thinking bunch of Americans votes in a perfectly constitutional amendment and BAM!, virtually instantaneously,there's a team of lawyers on the spot to stop it from becoming law ? Hey, we don't care what it is you folks try! Stop child predators ? Bam! We'll stop you. Stop illegals ? Bam ! We'll stop you all day long. F.R.E.E.D.O.M. tries to get the truth out ? Bam! Baby we'll fuzz this place up with so much murkiness and lies and YES, lawsuits, that it'll make your head spin and the average patriot will grow weary and just want to get back to his or her life and hope that someone else can fix the situation.Now step aside sweetheart and watch how we start screamin' everything from racism to facism to our plain old everyday lies before anyone even hears the facts about our enemy. Americas enemy. 
LISTEN HERE EVERYBODY! It has just come across our newswire that the leaders of "F.R.E.E.D.O.M." have endoresed slavery and several have personally murdered black children! My friend Mr. Carvell here has all of the documentation to prove it. Sick'em Jimmy!
.... Beautiful, aint it Miss news reporter?"
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Happy,"Day Like Any Other" America !

 
This post is based on an answer to Dennis Pragers question,"Who would you save,a loved pet or a stranger"(paraphrase) as answered by the "SecularConservative"<link
A word to my secularist bretheren:Let me get this straight.You believe this life is it.So, your values are based on the here and now,not some esoteric concept like "as a secularist, I have to honor life above all else (naturally I don't believe in an afterlife)" when saying why you would chose the stranger over the pet.Excuse me but you just said, "I have to honor life".Your cat is a life.It's "accidental chemical makeup" is just different from yours and the strangers.They're both going to be dust in the end so what's the real difference besides your love of kitty? You say,"The stranger has the same 'awareness' as me". So what ? Are you aware that he slashed your tires in the parking lot ? How do you know what awareness a domesticated animal has anyway? And what if that cat held the DNA link in the chain leading to, a brave new world without wars led by, King Fluffy? If we are all just at the current end of the "primordial ooz's" accidentally launched experiment, some billions of years past, who are you to say who lives according to your perception of their inate superiority to other life forms? God? Save the cat or be a lousy -and not just a little inconsistent- secularist.
 
added-(As I understand it,as a secularist,you believe that)-Your life is based on tangible, "proveable","facts".I mean, what if the stranger is a murderer? You're telling me that you would let your loyal,loveable (well,loveable) pet die so you could save a killer who is just going to end up as part of the same mud in some puddle of the future ? I'm afraid you miss Pragers point and even a hint of what it implies.
You are endowed with a spark of the devine.The killer is too.You don't give up on that.Even when you pull the lever on the trap door at the gallows,you say a little prayer for the poor bugger.
 
Sorry to go all Freudian on ya now bub, but I see the same tendencies and traits apparent in most Athiests, in you (minus most of the hate,that's why there's still hope for you) . You've been betrayed by the world, not God. He didn't turn his back on you, His creation has just fallen from grace and served as a poor pr firm for Him. Go for the stranger because he IS you.He's me.He's created in His likeness. The pet is loveable but there is no salvation for it.You know it.Your common sense knows it.You've just lost touch with your common sense.You've lost touch with Him.Maybe you never had it. Maybe you were just mouthing the words and now you have "realized" mans lone existence and experience here on the former "Paradise Gardens Inn and Suites". How can you, scientifically or otherwise, look at the treasures of your Creators' doing all around you, whether it be standing alone in the wilderness or watching children at play or the unbelievable acts of courage and true giving The American Fighting Man does every day or "miracles" of medicine or the World Trade Center Towers before they were destroyed by true evil and come to the conclusion that it's all just some big cosmic accident ? Come on,even Einstein said "The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge,but imagination",I think. Even if he didn't, it's true. The country needs intellects like yours.It also needs enough imagination to hear our Creator when He's talking to us. Shh.You can hear Him everywhere.I know He's the force behind the bounty before me on this fine Thanksgiving Day. Happy Thanksgiving all of you SecCon buddies and buddettes ! And common sense to all, and to all a good night. Oops,wrong holiday.
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'The Woman from Despair' & other dichotomies etc.

 
Charlie rangel,loveable grandparent..
 
"The Bill of Rights is not a suicide pact"/ the DNCs gameplan
 
Blacks want to experience American dream / vote dem 80%
 
American public pro border security / empowers democrats
 
"Worst economy since 'The Great Depression' "/ lowest unemployment since...?
Nations largest employer and big help to consumers / biggest enemy of "party of the little guy"
 
Repubs get elected 'talkin' the talk' / get booted walkin' the balk 

Those who should be the standard bearers of the best of what the 1st Amendment represents(the msm/members of congress), instead shout "Liar !" in a clouded democracy
 
Is it just a bit ironic that the wife, the "better half"of,the "domestic support" for,the "commander in chief of 'bimbo erruptions' " for the "Man from hope" is now the "Queen of Despair" ? WOW ! Way to go General Abizaid ! May I get a moment of silence for another in the long line of nails in the coffin of the MSMs' legitamacy for ignoring what should be the death nell in this womans presidential hopes ? This makes "You're no Jack Kennedy" look like "Oh yeah !?! Well so's yer mother !"
 
I guess now that "Bakers Iraq 'Wild Bunch'" is about to enlist Syria/Iran in the "War on Terror?" we won't be needing the draft.
 
Thoughts of your average lib on this past election.
"Alright ! We control congress ! The domain of lawmaking is now our own personal,private playground...Oh yeah, we control congress, now we'll be blamed for what comes out of Washington at the American people. Oops, almost forgot about the propoganda arm of the dnc. The msm will fix it so we take no blame. Few!"
 
The "Libsters New Collegiate Dictionary" defines a "hobofobe" as; One who has an inordinate fear of bums
 
Unlike "Rightwinger Rush Limbaugh..." a redundancy you'll never hear -"Known liberal liar..."
 
Todays bumper truther
"Know Peacenix - No Peace" 
 No Peacenix - Know Peace"
 
re: The O.J. Simpson/Fox fiasco
"In other news,we here at cnn have just reversed our policy of being an al qeda tool.(just kidding)"
 
U.S. Fighting Man are subjected to experiences like seeing children,targeted children, being exploded into vapor and mangeled body parts, indestinguishable, one from the other, as well as the brothers he loves getting the same and having to live with the reality of unspeakable acts of torture on them, if captured, and know that the same waits for him if captured and still he is portrayed as a monster and torturer and nazi and pol pot and Gulag guard by his fellow Americans in the media and congress if his actions can be exploited as such and must live with this without complaint while....Hollywood liberal Michael Richards is sympathized with and coddled as a "victim" of our cold, racist society after spitting on the very freedoms that The American Fighting Man is dying for every day. Now that's a dichotomy. People we is not wrapped tight.
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Michael Richards Forgives you America, +

 The hate machine behind the so called "Hurricane Katrina" disaster of last year has claimed another victim.Apparently, great American entertainer and humanitarian, Michael Richards, has gone beyond the call of liberal duty and thrown himself under the bus of public scorn for the sake of his peeps, American blacks. He bravely stood on stage and illustrated for all to see, the moral depravity that the Bush administration has brought to this fair land. With much courage and total knowledge that he would be ripped to shreds by mental giants like David Letterman, Mr. Richards went bravely forward with his act so that others might be healed and save themselves from the scourge of racism. "It all started with the 2000 election" said the reflective and self depricating hero to his nation. "I began thinking,'With this new and virulent kind of Nazism in the Whitehouse,what can I do to bring healing to the nation ?' So I traveled the country, experimenting with several styles of comedy but them stupid darkies kept...Oh, I'm sorry. Sometimes I slip into character. You know, like when 'M&M' beats the hell out of his wife. So anyway,as I was saying, those #$!%&*!!! n*****s..."

This talk's been interupted,
To keep your mind corrupted,
With MSM appeals,
Now bend over with squeals,
For all the "love" we're gonna steer ya,
"Power to truth ?"
No one will hear ya.
(end Olberman transmission)
 
(begin Andy Rooney trans.)  
"Did ya ever notice how babies are just blobs until they actually come out of the womb ?
Say, did ya ever notice that baseball is a "game of the people" but it's played on a diamond ? And most people can't even afford diamonds ever since the Bush administration outlawed money for anyone they don't know.
I think that it's wrong to keep money from hard working people. 
I remember when dad would come home from work -this was before George Bush killed him- with some dust and small pieces of lead paint for my mom to put in the family stew pot.
Gee,I love stew. In fact, I can't think of anything that I like better than moms stew (accept for all of the freedoms that George Bush took away from me). She sure could cook my mom.
I think George Bush is  basically a good man. I don't know why he joined the Nazi party though. The Germans make a hell of a good brat ya know ? I served in Europe during W W 2.... Part of "The Greatest Generation" they say... I don't mention it all of the time like john kerry....He's a good man too...Still didn't deserve to be accused of lying just because he didn't tell the truth though...He probly wouldn't have killed all of those innocent people in Iraq like George Bush did...(yawns) I wish I was still a blob...Well, gettin' kinda late...Yep, a nice happy little blob...(nodding off now)...Ow ! watch it with that scalpel buddy !!!(wakes up) Oh crap! I was wrong the whole time...I gotta tell someone...and what if George Bush...?....Aw f**k that s**t ! I hate it when Morley's not here to straighten me out.........z z z z z z z z"
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How j kerry Saved Us From Our Dumb Selves(again)

 
What I heard j kerry say today:"I take full responsibility for the bad joke my staff wrote. Also,for those who want to thank me for saving my party from the jaws of defeat this past election,just let me say this Chris, I am a veteran. I've been in firefights (or 'free fire zones' where I layed waste to helpless people with my 50 cal -by order of others that is). I know how to win battles, so to those grateful to me I'd say 'You're welcome' but I'm much too busy saving the American proliteriat,um public, from the ravages of this administration as well as delivering these poor dumb schlubs in uniform, who are so poorly educated they can be fooled by the Whitehouse into thinking I wasn't actually calling their commander in chief,their leader,the guy with the plan they carry out with pride and conviction, a big sophmoronic dummy. I don't know how to make it any clearer but to summarize it thus: I single handedly stopped Nixons unjust war (You're welcome) I have the worst joke writers in this hemisphere (For that I am profusely sorry...that they suck) I just pulled my partys' butt from the fire... again (They are welcome) I am and will continue to defend my country from the man who stole 2 elections in a row and managed to fool all of you idiots that did vote for him that I am a pompous,arrogant a-hole with nary a clue as to what it means to be a 'regular' guy (Hey,I've gotten 'jiggy wit it' with hieresses in the pool at the local raquet club). Oh yeah, and the American Fighting Man is a doofus.
 
   I appologize in advance to anyone who might still misunderstand my completely obvious and needing no explanation to be understood as perfectly innocuous observations of what I see, by myself,as a superior being above all others. That is the way it is. The American people have spoken.You're welcome. I love you too."
 
Thanks for clearing that all up Senator kerry.
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Many faces of dem party

    "Conservative" democrat:
"George Bush is a liar.He made up the things we were saying about WMD's before we decided to change our minds."

   "Moderate" democrat:
"George Bush is a nazi !!! The troops are nazi-like,pol pottish,gulag style abusers of poor,misunderstood terrorists !!! (When they are not themselves terrorizing innocent Iraqi women and children  that is.)"

   "Radical" democrat:
"Yea nancy 'pulloutsi' !!! You go girl !!!"

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"I am khalid sheik mohammad, and I approve of this message."
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All the News That's LEFT to Write

   Dateline: ted kennedys' real life nightmare 
Senator swimmer at the N.doubleA.L.C.P. -  Kennedy: "In closing, I would just like to thank the 'Congressional Black Con-Artists' er uh, 'Congos' I mean 'The United NegroCons Congression...' ah,um,er,uh that is to say, I mean 'The Liberal Black Plantation' um,er,uh Rangels 'Innercity' Rapers, I mean,I mean uh,um,er the 'Association of colored dudes in congress' uh, the 'Klan with a Tan' ooooh, dam those Rovebots! "
 
   What are "Rovebots" you ask. Well, let me hep you to the skinny on a big story about to break in the NY Times in a very few short days. The Times has come into secret documents on studies performed during the '60s and '70s that used (and abused) hundreds of unsuspecting victims who were implanted with early, developemental stage, prototypes of the current centerpiece of the GOPs masterplan. The "Rovebot". Back then they were known as "Nixonsfixins".
 
   Here's what they did. The plan was to neutralize their enemys' drive and determination by making him sabotage himself. Also, just a footnote here, but those "TV Exposes" about the C.I.A. and the D.O.D. using LSD on unsuspecting members of the military/C.I.A. etc., leading them to jump out windows and such was actually just a smokescreen, a ruse, designed to cover up the early stages of a very real,accurate and remote controllable device to affect political change at will. You see, what they were doing down at IBM (or Luscent Tech or Exxon-Mobil or whatever you have been fooled by the Military Industrial Complex and it's number one tool, THE NEWS MEDIA and entertainment in general, into thinking are just a bunch of wonderful and benevolent corporations that start an occasional war or whatever) was creating a super miniature, super robot that could be instructed or programmed as the laymen say, to enter the brain of an unsuspecting victim and lodge itself in the free will center and await instructions from the "motherboard".
 
   Of course, with an undertaking of such significant importance, they had to make a series of "tests". Unfortunately, not all of these tests went well and resulted in what are known today as  "victims of Tourret Syndrome". The rest is history. Rest asured though, that the next time you here some poor,dumb,hapless liberal recite the most hateful anti-American screed, it was all just a part of the plan. Carl Roves' "Big Picture" if you will. The scary thing is,even this last apparent election disaster is all a part of his plan.  Mother earth help us, only the terrorists can save us now. That's why prominent liberals in government have mounted a counter offensive, enlisting the help of great enemies of liberty like the NY times,the aclu,al-cnn,people for the "American" way,msdnc,hollywood etc. in an effort to combat this insidious forces of truth and freedom.Keep watching for more developments in this great struggle for the hearts and minds of Americans who kinda, sort of, in a way,but not really, pay attention to the stuff that will have an affect on this world for generations to come.
 
In related news...
   In an effort to get into the Guiness Book of World Records, charles "chucky" schumer, bolted in front of a camera where a Fox News reporter was speculating on whether the dems could find a way to twist the O.J. Simpson "confession" story to there advantage when no sooner did the "RoveBots" in his little noggin kick in. Schumer,"...So you're asking me, what would we, the democrat party, do, if treason was our actual mode of operation ? Well 'Little Miss Fox News maven', I know  you want to impress your bosses back at GOP headquarters but you can forget it. I'm not playing,I won't be fooled and besides, anyone with an ounce of common sense knows that we would do nothing different! You got that missy !?! Nothing ! This is a free country and we are free to say and do anything without fear of reprisal from facists like you down at Fox who have the nerve to question our intentions." Word from dnc headquarters has it that schumer just moved ahead of hillary clinton in their hopes to regain the whitehouse in 2008 and ms. clinton is planning on giving a speech tommorow to re-establish her liberal bonafides.
Man, that Rove really is a genious.
 
   Other news bits,
All of the patriotic, sane and reasonable people in the democrat party will be discussing a sound strategery for their party later this month in an important meeting,to be held in a pup tent in Zell Millers back yard....A team of GOP infiltrators was seen giving free 'eardrops' to democrats just before the vote for house leader. The team, led by Iraq war vet,PFC LaBomba DeFuse, sprung into action when it was heard that the most dangerous Inconsiderate Encourager of our Deadlyenemies (I.E.D.), john mytha, was about to be voted into power by the dems. "If we didn't get the votes, we were just gonna 'frag' the evil son of a bastige" said team leader DeFuse. "Come to think of it, I'm kinda sorry the RoveBots worked." The private was last seen heading for dinner and a nightcap with  America loving patriot and known frag sympathizer,Ann Coulter. "Yee ha!" he said....In a move reminiscent of nothing, the D.O.D. has begun a program of free, open ended vacations for those who point out terrorists in Iraq before they can do their evil. Included in the incentive laden program are free one way tickets to paradise for all of the terrorist participants. "If this doesn't work, were just going to advertise all expense paid trips to 'The (72)Virgin(s)Islands' and see who shows up" said Ali Ali al aqsa martyrs brigades Come Free, an administrator of the plan to purge the scum from Bagdad,...The sequel to Algores' "An Incomprehensible Myth",  "The Startling Truth About Universe Expansionism and the GOP", exposes the fact that methane gas emissions will actually lead to the total destruction of all that exists, now that George Bush and his cohorts have doomed our little planet to complete and utter annihilation. The docudrama examines the theory that, somewhere in the not so distant future, a rightwing plant in the house of representstives will deliver the actual mechanism to push the universe to it's ultimate expansion limit and begin the process whereby, we all end up in a drop of concentrated matter no bigger than a liberals brain. The device that will cause this horrible ruination ? Ted kennedys' about to be consumed plate of 'oysters du jour' and a (loaded with extra Co2) Dr. Pepper. The film follows the whole effort to foil the evil plan and involves several ingenious plot twists like time machines, a secret code imbeded in Warhols' Cambells' Soup painting and the actual 'Pandoras box' that san fran nancy pelosi opened her senior year in highschool. It is projected to win about 13 oscars....
 
  That's it from here. Come back later for more of "I Have a Nightmare" news. Kieth Olberman, oot
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