Posted by
2spothipshot on Thursday, December 07, 2006 10:17:46 PM
excerpted from the NY Times
In what is being hailed -from Demascus to Terahn- as a bold move the new Borat/Hamilton Report has come up with the ultimate solution to all problems middle eastern: Exalt the Jews of Israel (remember,there are many palestinians who live there) to a height not seen since the days of Masada. Yes, the official findings of the "Cruddy Iraq Group" show that if 79 jews are allowed to be kept in captivity for study and "experimental" purposes, the cause of there natural ability to annoy otherwise non-exploding muslims will eventually be discovered and then corrected by very sophisticated methods of "brainstems jelled research" before they are shot at the edge of a ditch.
These are just a sample of the hilights from this, instantly awarded the Nobel Prize for peace, humanitarian document which provides for the very compassionate cleansing of the defective "jewjewgean" as it was coined by a lead contributor to the study, Dr. Howard "Howlin' Howie" Deangala. "Vell, as a pdoduct uf a veddy suksezfull invitdo futalizaztion expediment gone hodibly fontostic, HA HA HA HA HA !!!, I can attest to za accudacy of zeze techniques (now sounding just like Dr. Strangelove)...Yah mien Fuehrer !!! I haff completed za taaask!" The good doctor was then rehooded and wheeled back to his laboratory to continue research into the insidious jewjewgene.
Once the ovation -by the adoring throngs of journalists and dnc members- for Dr. Deangala subsisted, a participant in the cleansing was brought out for a viewing. Although we were all assured that he was safely resting in that vat of formaldehyde, it was still a harrowing experience being that close to one just the same. Later we imbibed on the blood of little pigs and monkeys and sang an impromptu chorus of "Throw Israel Down to Hell !"
Peace in our time is surely at hand, and this reporter is not ashamed to display joy and relief in print, now that the Nation of Islam has been freed from their bondage of so many hundreds of years. Jihad to all, and to all a sharp knife (well,sharp enough to get it done anyway).