Posted by
2spothipshot on Sunday, November 26, 2006 6:57:11 PM
Can be found in the Bible. This is a humor/attempted profundity piece.So relax and read already.
When watching what our so called representatives are doing to our constitution, one can't help but wonder..."Say, if we could attach turbine engines to the corpses of our Founding Fathers...WE COULD SOLVE THE ENERGY PROBLEM !!!"
What ever happened to cause and affect ? I mean, the dems LEADERSHIP has been the cause of what should be ridicule and derision by the GOP leaders, if not the seeking of criminal charges for treason, but the GOP is too gutless to affect these appropriate actions. Like Prager says of unwed babymaking, "There must be a stigma associated with this behavior".
Meanwhile, in a self hating jews' living room, somewhere in or near Rodeo Drive..."This meeting of 'The Loyal Order of Liberal,Nazi,Racist Hollywierdos' will now come to order! HILE KRAMER! ZIG COSMO!...."
In other spews: The actor who played "The soup Nazi" on tv has opened a new theme park called "Auchwitzland" where it is said, "every little Palistinian boy and girls dreams come true in dying color!" now that they've replaced the old fake blood with the actual blood of "little infidels" in the mannequins they blow up on the "School bus to paradise" ride.
Mike Richards is contrite only AFTER his racist rage is made public and then of course, people must be admonished by Jerry "Stop it, that's not funny" Sienfelt if they dare laugh at the idiot.
Then you have: George Allen NOT exploiting his moms jewishness and yet is destroyed for a word nobody ever heard of in comparison to hill clinton claiming to be part jewish to score points (or was that al gore or j kerry or chucky schumer ? Gee, these peoples disengenuousness and exploitation of anything is so rampant, it's hard to keep track of who lied about what). Is that a dichotomy ?
Okay, let me try this: Arnold has a creep for a father. Mike Richards is a creep. Now which one does jerry sienfelt, hollywierd and the MSM rush to the defense of ? Hmmm?
Why is it that the MSM always says "Black Friday" with an emphasis on the word black like both it and the day after Thanksgiving are somehow negative for all of us when in fact it's actually a (Get out of the) red letter day for business ? That question answers itself -as far as the business side of it goes- and seems to indicate the MSM's inherent racism when ever mentioning the word black.
Summary of the "pro-homosexual marriage" folks stance:
"You rightwingers are so hypocritical ! You want to keep marriage exclusively hetro and all to your repressed and probably latently homo selves when everybody knows that marriage fails 50% of the time anyway ! You must allow us to be a part of this failed American institution. It's just like slavery all over again. Blacks didn't chose their skin color and I didn't chose to leave my wife and kids to engage in unnatural acts of perversion with a mutually troubled soul. It just happened that way. Now start applauding me for being a courageous 'gay American' and give me what the hell I want you Neanderthals !"
signed: J. McGreavy
In my opinion, when it comes to the presidential election of '08, J. McCain is a political ebola virus to any real conservative. He sure was in terms of the last election.
bill o'rielly if he were commenting during the Civil War:
"...Yes the South is undermining the union but Lincoln and the North are not without blame. I mean, you simply must admit that the President has made huge blunders in regards to strategy. That's it for the talking points memo, now make sure to pick up a copy of my latest work,'If I don't save You America,Who Will ? Jesus ? Yeah Right !' Well, that's it for the show and remember, 'The truth starts here'. It ends here too, but you know what I mean."
Just a thought: Why don't we suggest the Iraqis begin to bury bodies of the killers, swimming in sow blood/stuffed with pig parts ?
Question: Is there currently, a bigger piece of crap, masquerading as a human being in the world today than one c. rangel ? Unlike jean fraud kerry, he takes the art of the left handed stab in the back to a new high by declaring essentially the same thing as kerry, but in a way that is designed to fool the foolable into thinking that he desires "fairness". "Mr." rangel,may you rot from the eyeballs down you subhuman piece of filth.
Why is it when the "msm" mentions the "Christian Right" or "Fundamentalist Christians" or similar groups, they have a tone that should be reserved for when they mention our blood enemies, namely, the Muslim fanatics that are currently plotting to destroy us ? Oops, another question that answers itself.
Why is it that the folks who claim to want a "colorblind" society always scream about the race of certain non-whites achievments to the point that one almost forgets the significance of the achievment ? This is so prevelant that one starts to wonder - What IS more significant, the accomplishment or the color of who's gettin' it done, in the eyes of those who claim to be the fairest minded of us all ?
What would be harder to change, an "institutionalised" criminal in the corrections system or a, fully indoctrinated by the institution of congress type like, Trent "Trots of the mouth" Lott ? I'm just watching this guy on Fox News Sunday and he is one big bag of nothing and always has been. I wish he was a has-been. Oh for empty suits!
Headline: 'Freedom' to 'LOFTY': "Get Lost !"
story: At a press conference this coming Monday, the Forum for Reduction in Enunciated Emissions from Dummies & Or Morons will unvail the findings of a study that took 15 minutes and cost nothing to find the source of all human misery. They are expected to "out" this font of evil in our time, live on tv,right after Oprah... In a related story: Many organizations such as the a.c.l.u. ,n.o.w. , "the sierra club", the n.a.a.c.p. , "greenpeace", the dnc, a.a.r.p. and cnn are expected to protest F.R.E.E.D.O.M.s press conference and promised that it would get ugly and many law suits would result. When asked why they were taking these actions before the findings were even released, a spokesbeing for the group,Dan Rather said,"Well, as a former giant cog in the machine known as 'LOFTY (Loyalists Opposing Freedom and Truth in Yankee-land), all I can say is, we know these things. I mean, we are one bunch of smart cookies.How else do you explain it when some right thinking bunch of Americans votes in a perfectly constitutional amendment and BAM!, virtually instantaneously,there's a team of lawyers on the spot to stop it from becoming law ? Hey, we don't care what it is you folks try! Stop child predators ? Bam! We'll stop you. Stop illegals ? Bam ! We'll stop you all day long. F.R.E.E.D.O.M. tries to get the truth out ? Bam! Baby we'll fuzz this place up with so much murkiness and lies and YES, lawsuits, that it'll make your head spin and the average patriot will grow weary and just want to get back to his or her life and hope that someone else can fix the situation.Now step aside sweetheart and watch how we start screamin' everything from racism to facism to our plain old everyday lies before anyone even hears the facts about our enemy. Americas enemy.
LISTEN HERE EVERYBODY! It has just come across our newswire that the leaders of "F.R.E.E.D.O.M." have endoresed slavery and several have personally murdered black children! My friend Mr. Carvell here has all of the documentation to prove it. Sick'em Jimmy!
.... Beautiful, aint it Miss news reporter?"