Posted by
2spothipshot on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 11:02:50 PM
The hate machine behind the so called "Hurricane Katrina" disaster of last year has claimed another victim.Apparently, great American entertainer and humanitarian, Michael Richards, has gone beyond the call of liberal duty and thrown himself under the bus of public scorn for the sake of his peeps, American blacks. He bravely stood on stage and illustrated for all to see, the moral depravity that the Bush administration has brought to this fair land. With much courage and total knowledge that he would be ripped to shreds by mental giants like David Letterman, Mr. Richards went bravely forward with his act so that others might be healed and save themselves from the scourge of racism. "It all started with the 2000 election" said the reflective and self depricating hero to his nation. "I began thinking,'With this new and virulent kind of Nazism in the Whitehouse,what can I do to bring healing to the nation ?' So I traveled the country, experimenting with several styles of comedy but them stupid darkies kept...Oh, I'm sorry. Sometimes I slip into character. You know, like when 'M&M' beats the hell out of his wife. So anyway,as I was saying, those #$!%&*!!! n*****s..."
This talk's been interupted,
To keep your mind corrupted,
With MSM appeals,
Now bend over with squeals,
For all the "love" we're gonna steer ya,
"Power to truth ?"
No one will hear ya.
(end Olberman transmission)
(begin Andy Rooney trans.)
"Did ya ever notice how babies are just blobs until they actually come out of the womb ?
Say, did ya ever notice that baseball is a "game of the people" but it's played on a diamond ? And most people can't even afford diamonds ever since the Bush administration outlawed money for anyone they don't know.
I think that it's wrong to keep money from hard working people.
I remember when dad would come home from work -this was before George Bush killed him- with some dust and small pieces of lead paint for my mom to put in the family stew pot.
Gee,I love stew. In fact, I can't think of anything that I like better than moms stew (accept for all of the freedoms that George Bush took away from me). She sure could cook my mom.
I think George Bush is basically a good man. I don't know why he joined the Nazi party though. The Germans make a hell of a good brat ya know ? I served in Europe during W W 2.... Part of "The Greatest Generation" they say... I don't mention it all of the time like john kerry....He's a good man too...Still didn't deserve to be accused of lying just because he didn't tell the truth though...He probly wouldn't have killed all of those innocent people in Iraq like George Bush did...(yawns) I wish I was still a blob...Well, gettin' kinda late...Yep, a nice happy little blob...(nodding off now)...Ow ! watch it with that scalpel buddy !!!(wakes up) Oh crap! I was wrong the whole time...I gotta tell someone...and what if George Bush...?....Aw f**k that s**t ! I hate it when Morley's not here to straighten me out.........z z z z z z z z"