Posted by
2spothipshot on Sunday, November 19, 2006 7:32:24 PM
What I heard j kerry say today:"I take full responsibility for the bad joke my staff wrote. Also,for those who want to thank me for saving my party from the jaws of defeat this past election,just let me say this Chris, I am a veteran. I've been in firefights (or 'free fire zones' where I layed waste to helpless people with my 50 cal -by order of others that is). I know how to win battles, so to those grateful to me I'd say 'You're welcome' but I'm much too busy saving the American proliteriat,um public, from the ravages of this administration as well as delivering these poor dumb schlubs in uniform, who are so poorly educated they can be fooled by the Whitehouse into thinking I wasn't actually calling their commander in chief,their leader,the guy with the plan they carry out with pride and conviction, a big sophmoronic dummy. I don't know how to make it any clearer but to summarize it thus: I single handedly stopped Nixons unjust war (You're welcome) I have the worst joke writers in this hemisphere (For that I am profusely sorry...that they suck) I just pulled my partys' butt from the fire... again (They are welcome) I am and will continue to defend my country from the man who stole 2 elections in a row and managed to fool all of you idiots that did vote for him that I am a pompous,arrogant a-hole with nary a clue as to what it means to be a 'regular' guy (Hey,I've gotten 'jiggy wit it' with hieresses in the pool at the local raquet club). Oh yeah, and the American Fighting Man is a doofus.
I appologize in advance to anyone who might still misunderstand my completely obvious and needing no explanation to be understood as perfectly innocuous observations of what I see, by myself,as a superior being above all others. That is the way it is. The American people have spoken.You're welcome. I love you too."
Thanks for clearing that all up Senator kerry.