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2spothipshot on Saturday, November 18, 2006 8:54:59 PM
Dateline: ted kennedys' real life nightmare
Senator swimmer at the N.doubleA.L.C.P. - Kennedy: "In closing, I would just like to thank the 'Congressional Black Con-Artists' er uh, 'Congos' I mean 'The United NegroCons Congression...' ah,um,er,uh that is to say, I mean 'The Liberal Black Plantation' um,er,uh Rangels 'Innercity' Rapers, I mean,I mean uh,um,er the 'Association of colored dudes in congress' uh, the 'Klan with a Tan' ooooh, dam those Rovebots! "
What are "Rovebots" you ask. Well, let me hep you to the skinny on a big story about to break in the NY Times in a very few short days. The Times has come into secret documents on studies performed during the '60s and '70s that used (and abused) hundreds of unsuspecting victims who were implanted with early, developemental stage, prototypes of the current centerpiece of the GOPs masterplan. The "Rovebot". Back then they were known as "Nixonsfixins".
Here's what they did. The plan was to neutralize their enemys' drive and determination by making him sabotage himself. Also, just a footnote here, but those "TV Exposes" about the C.I.A. and the D.O.D. using LSD on unsuspecting members of the military/C.I.A. etc., leading them to jump out windows and such was actually just a smokescreen, a ruse, designed to cover up the early stages of a very real,accurate and remote controllable device to affect political change at will. You see, what they were doing down at IBM (or Luscent Tech or Exxon-Mobil or whatever you have been fooled by the Military Industrial Complex and it's number one tool, THE NEWS MEDIA and entertainment in general, into thinking are just a bunch of wonderful and benevolent corporations that start an occasional war or whatever) was creating a super miniature, super robot that could be instructed or programmed as the laymen say, to enter the brain of an unsuspecting victim and lodge itself in the free will center and await instructions from the "motherboard".
Of course, with an undertaking of such significant importance, they had to make a series of "tests". Unfortunately, not all of these tests went well and resulted in what are known today as "victims of Tourret Syndrome". The rest is history. Rest asured though, that the next time you here some poor,dumb,hapless liberal recite the most hateful anti-American screed, it was all just a part of the plan. Carl Roves' "Big Picture" if you will. The scary thing is,even this last apparent election disaster is all a part of his plan. Mother earth help us, only the terrorists can save us now. That's why prominent liberals in government have mounted a counter offensive, enlisting the help of great enemies of liberty like the NY times,the aclu,al-cnn,people for the "American" way,msdnc,hollywood etc. in an effort to combat this insidious forces of truth and freedom.Keep watching for more developments in this great struggle for the hearts and minds of Americans who kinda, sort of, in a way,but not really, pay attention to the stuff that will have an affect on this world for generations to come.
In related news...
In an effort to get into the Guiness Book of World Records, charles "chucky" schumer, bolted in front of a camera where a Fox News reporter was speculating on whether the dems could find a way to twist the O.J. Simpson "confession" story to there advantage when no sooner did the "RoveBots" in his little noggin kick in. Schumer,"...So you're asking me, what would we, the democrat party, do, if treason was our actual mode of operation ? Well 'Little Miss Fox News maven', I know you want to impress your bosses back at GOP headquarters but you can forget it. I'm not playing,I won't be fooled and besides, anyone with an ounce of common sense knows that we would do nothing different! You got that missy !?! Nothing ! This is a free country and we are free to say and do anything without fear of reprisal from facists like you down at Fox who have the nerve to question our intentions." Word from dnc headquarters has it that schumer just moved ahead of hillary clinton in their hopes to regain the whitehouse in 2008 and ms. clinton is planning on giving a speech tommorow to re-establish her liberal bonafides.
Man, that Rove really is a genious.
Other news bits,
All of the patriotic, sane and reasonable people in the democrat party will be discussing a sound strategery for their party later this month in an important meeting,to be held in a pup tent in Zell Millers back yard....A team of GOP infiltrators was seen giving free 'eardrops' to democrats just before the vote for house leader. The team, led by Iraq war vet,PFC LaBomba DeFuse, sprung into action when it was heard that the most dangerous Inconsiderate Encourager of our Deadlyenemies (I.E.D.), john mytha, was about to be voted into power by the dems. "If we didn't get the votes, we were just gonna 'frag' the evil son of a bastige" said team leader DeFuse. "Come to think of it, I'm kinda sorry the RoveBots worked." The private was last seen heading for dinner and a nightcap with America loving patriot and known frag sympathizer,Ann Coulter. "Yee ha!" he said....In a move reminiscent of nothing, the D.O.D. has begun a program of free, open ended vacations for those who point out terrorists in Iraq before they can do their evil. Included in the incentive laden program are free one way tickets to paradise for all of the terrorist participants. "If this doesn't work, were just going to advertise all expense paid trips to 'The (72)Virgin(s)Islands' and see who shows up" said Ali Ali al aqsa martyrs brigades Come Free, an administrator of the plan to purge the scum from Bagdad,...The sequel to Algores' "An Incomprehensible Myth", "The Startling Truth About Universe Expansionism and the GOP", exposes the fact that methane gas emissions will actually lead to the total destruction of all that exists, now that George Bush and his cohorts have doomed our little planet to complete and utter annihilation. The docudrama examines the theory that, somewhere in the not so distant future, a rightwing plant in the house of representstives will deliver the actual mechanism to push the universe to it's ultimate expansion limit and begin the process whereby, we all end up in a drop of concentrated matter no bigger than a liberals brain. The device that will cause this horrible ruination ? Ted kennedys' about to be consumed plate of 'oysters du jour' and a (loaded with extra Co2) Dr. Pepper. The film follows the whole effort to foil the evil plan and involves several ingenious plot twists like time machines, a secret code imbeded in Warhols' Cambells' Soup painting and the actual 'Pandoras box' that san fran nancy pelosi opened her senior year in highschool. It is projected to win about 13 oscars....
That's it from here. Come back later for more of "I Have a Nightmare" news. Kieth Olberman, oot