Today in (political) war news:
A full division of Pelosis' Inept Malcontents,Screwballs & Rinos' can now be seen, on a home video published on redwhite&bluetube.com, advancing on Capitol Hill. That's right. An entire PiMSer division is storming the capitol and it looks as though there is nothing anyone can do to stop them. We now take you to a live report at the scene, by a reporter from the seemingly endless supply of silly people that we employ here at No,It's Not Necessary for You to Contimplate Our Negativity news:
"This is Ron H.Roid from Capitol Hill where a whole series of events are taking place today in seemingly random fashion as the power structure of congress now sways back over to the side that doesn't wish to harm you in one way or another. I am getting reports that the plan has been in the actual working stage for several years going back at least to when a handful of dem symps parachuted into enemy territory and took up the cause of the 'Politics of National Destruction'. Frist and forMcCain, um, I mean, first and foremost, they started by disarming the republican tactic of intentionally installing originalist judges that didn't know the first thing about how to legislate from the bench. With the use of what was ostensibly republican leaders, they simultaneously slowed the confirmation process down to a snail's pace AND abolished the act of up and down voting on important judicial positions when there is a slight GOP majority (without permission from the "Gangus de la Potentatus McCainiacus" which would later branch off into other forces including but not limited to, the "McCaina-Hajeen" that is)AND they led the way when it came time to grant FULL constitutional privileges to mass murdering scum that break every rule of engagement and every law of basic human decency.Why? Because these poor underpriviledged savages were left unprotected from and 'tortured' by the evil Americans with such thuggish tactics as being in a really cold room until they were made to feel really really really uncomfortable etc. These horrors were outlined by great American and now potential liberator of the afforementioned victims of Americans acting as 'Pol Pot thugs, gulag prison guards and Nazis', Dink Turban.
Sen. Lindsay Graham sprung to action as the leader of this division of the 'PiMSer's -known as the "Al-Lindsay-Backstab-Brigades"- that would later unite after election day 2006 and take the country away from backwards thinking constitutionalists and others who don't realize that evolution is a process inevitable in all areas of life from the constitution itself, to 'terrorist rights', to cloning, to who society decides will live or die. Yes, if not for that 'Crew of a few', those 'Ribald Rinos', this 'Band Above Others', America herself would still be suffering under the iron grip of the jackbooted GOP and President Nazi..er um, I mean Bush without a hope for the day when majority leader Harry Reid and President Hillary Clinton will surely very soon, sign the final peace agreement with all of the people who swear to see us destroyed.They never meant it anyway and only said it because Bush created them and made them very very angry and stuff like that and everythings gonna be alright now....(starts sucking thumb and twisting hair in his fingers)...(now talking through thumb, eyes glazed)..that's it fwum hiew, Won Hemwoid, NINNYCON Newth..."
(back in studio) "Yes well thanks Ron and now we'll continue with that theme with an already prepared documentary narrated by world famous NINNYCON News contributor, Alec Balwin.."
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(documentary) "And so it was that the 'Band Above Others' would sieze control of the Senate and successfully emblazen an image, of an unflinchingly do nothing, unprincipled, wishy washy, 'go along to get along' set of traits to the public perception of a typical republican, thus making it seem reasonable to vote for the party that calls American servicemen 'terrorists','Gulag prison guards', 'Nazis' and 'Pol Pot thugs'. Not that the slavish, dnc advocate media ever mentions these incidents endlessly or at least for weeks on end, like they did with 'Macacagate' or the infamous mass child molester, Mark Foley. No! Thank the diety of your choice (if you have one,if you don't,please accept my appology for violating the new 'Seperation of church and Anything Public' law) that the MSM is on the frontline everyday protecting us all from the truth that surely waits to fracture our vulnerable, delicate, eggshell like selfesteem and the forces of socialism are better for it. Observe with me just some of their handywork:'The worst economy EVER!' ,'The war in Iraq is a quagmire' with great back-up and depth like,'Here, let us tell you about all of the dead Americans without ever mentioning their successes,accomplishments,victories over the enemy or the fact that they believe in there mission. Nope, they're just a bunch of guys Bush and Rummy stand up in front of killers for target practice' or 'Elections are stolen by the GOP so watch out' and of course the always trustworthy 'Racism sexism etc. are worse than ever in our history because of them' and other well known mantras are what held the potential GOP voter -the one out on the fringe- from even thinking about casting a vote for those monsters. Bravo to us !!! We 'Who Beguile for the Biching Blameless'."
"Now, back to the infilTRAITORS. They established many outposts in support of and in anticipation of this wonderful 'Day of Days' this 'LV-day' for all who hate and despise liberty and the warriors who provide it. So now, even though these enablers may think they can 'save the country' from the stranglehold of the new left leadership that they themselves helped create, we of the new castrotti will have nothing to stop us. A new day is dawning in this great land. A day when we can finally realize the full impact of 'The Great Society' with ever newer,bigger,better Cabrini Greens and Medicares and a 'Meals on Wheels' military that will be loved by the world so that we can finally say, 'I'm an American, I'm still very sorry, but I am making amends for my past misdeeds.Please forgive me, just a little, and I will sign any damm treaty you want !'."
And so it was that the world was changed, seemingly inexorably, towards Armegedon. That was at least until the arrival of the next republican savior. The "anti-Frist" cometh. Look out leftys, it's gwine ta get ugly up in heyah.