Posted by
2spothipshot on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 12:25:15 AM
Democrats Official Voter Guide
First: We've already won!!! Hooray for Nancy! We're king of the world! If you see happy republicans during the day, don't sweat it. To paraphrase the late and great Ma Richards, "They can't hep it! They was born with a positive bone in they brain!"
Second: Tap keg, drink heartily.
Official GOP Voter Guide
First: Don't over do it. If we win by too much the resultant litigation will cause total governmental gridlock......Wait a second, scratch that first one. Go home. Get on your Diebold brand home voter machine and start to votin' early AND often. If ya'all want to see your next Haliburton royalty cheque, ya'all will do as I say! You have your marching orders! Now hop to it!
Karl