Posted by
2spothipshot on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 12:08:08 AM
If a lib wackjob has a cable talkshow and nobody watches,did he still wretch into the camera ?
If a resident of California casts a vote for a republican,did he actually vote ?
Is there an entrepenuer out there who could start a patriotic web site which features videos that highlight the goodness of this country ? Call it "RedWhiteandBluetube" and fill it with our guys gettin' theirs and I'll check it out.
"Cut and run conservatives" to GOP- "You can have my vote when you pry it from my cold dead Aaaarrrgh !..."
This just in: A representative from A.C.O.R.N. just beat the GOP to that mans vote.
Yet another DNC axiom: "The only poll that counts is the one we commission John Zogby to do."
If "An idle mind is the devils workshop", is a liberal mind "The terrorists bomb factory" ?
I found out where San Fran Nan's been the last couple of weeks. Rehearsing with her new band, "Big Lib Nan and the Leftists". If all goes well in the elections they'll be available for the "Leftypaloozer" tour which starts with a bang at "WoodStalin 2006".
Found an instruction manual outside Zogby's polling headquarters. The most interesting chapter involved the technique of pounding away at the public for months on the "fact" that the GOP is about to take it in the shorts on election day. Then, assess the affect you've had on the real opinion of the people and make the necessary adjustments right before election day and VOILA ! You can explain Linc Chaffey etc.
A brilliant political commercial runs in Tennessee and everyone -including the wuss who ostensibly is the benificiary of the ad- cries racial insensitivity. Let's see, a white woman says she met a black man (SHOCKING !), she's also a cute young blond (HORRORS !) and then she whispers, "Harold, call me", Aaaahhhh !!! Smutty RACISM !!!
Republican nightmare scenario: Rush,right thinking blogs/columnists/authors have all public statements,transmissions and publications replaced by "The text of this message has been removed in accordance with 'The New Fairness Doctrine'."
Democrat nightmare: Unlawful combatant detainees forced to eat same food as incarcerated service people accused of torture for putting panties on heads of mass murders and child rapists.
Stay tuned for your voter guide(s)
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