Posted by
2spothipshot on Thursday, November 02, 2006 1:53:38 AM
Okay everybody, just relax now. Nothin' to get excited about. To finally end this thing once and for all, here's the actual text of the "joke" that john kerry meant to tell.
"Misogyny -- if you make the most of it and you study hard men and you do your tutor, and you make an effort not to get A.I.D.S., you can stay well. If you don't, you get stuck in a crack."
Don't you all feel just a little bit like a bunch of uneducated boobs right about now ? john kerry does....Think so, I mean. I mean john kerry thinks you're stupid. Unless you have a high GPA...I mean, you're in the military...and you're not actually stupid...unless you are...but if you'll stay off his back, you're cool with him. Just study hard....and always use protection..."Give a Hoot, Don't Pollute"...don't use drugs...Here's one. Mark Foley walks into a gay bar...how 'bout those Red Sox huh ?...john kerry LIKES BABYS !...he loves ALL children..."It's all about the children"...(now singing) I believe the children are the future.....You don't think that it's pretentious for john kerry to speak of himself in the 3rd person do you ?...Oh. Okay. I'll stop it...