Posted by
2spothipshot on Wednesday, November 01, 2006 11:00:18 PM
J.Kerry, age 5
"I'm not 'polugizing for nothin'. I dint take the cookies and it was the dog that bwoke the jow anyhow. If anyone should 'pologize it's mommy for making all of us suffew with hew atwocious excoos for a dessewt stwategy."
J.K. at 17, right after the prom date went bad.
"How was I s'posed to know ? She said she 'could swim out of anything'. Where was Teddy anyhow ? And what about my car ?"
After the news of the "killing fields" came in
"See ? That just proves you can't force liberty on people if they want to live under a totalitarian regime. Darned idealistic Capitalists were just delaying the inevitable."
After he & Sen. mccain engineered deal with commy Viet Nam
"People want to cry about 'M.I.A. this' and 'P.O.W. that' but in the final analysis, if ya don't let yourself get drafted and sent to a foriegn country, you'll never have to worry about being abandoned by a couple of opportunistic Senators anyway."
On getting caught by the Swifties
"I hate that *%&$!+!!!! Rove son of a %^&*#!!!"