Posted by
2spothipshot on Thursday, October 12, 2006 11:20:00 PM
Transcript: Play by play of Laura Ingraham interview with Sen, J. McCain - D.C. Rino
...McCain is hitting about a buck fifty against 'Enter a real conservatives name hear'.... The defense is shifted all the way to the left side of the field as the big lefthanded veteran of the 'D.C. Rinos' keeps going the other way so much that teams around the league now employ "The McCain Shift"..... His teammates are still realing from when he insisted that the opponents be given his own teams signs and their meanings before every game.....
There it went folks. The chance of a lifetime for the woman I think of as my warrior sister in intelectual arms and she doesn't even mention the "al qeda bill of rights" that this man authored. He's a public servant for criminy sake, not a journeyman hitter with some pop in his bat. One can understand getting a little doe eyed if it WAS Mr. Bobby Thomson, but not this guy. Sen. McCain has a lot to answer for and I'm afraid the pitcher is the one who struck herself out this time leaving this fan booing. Get him back on Laura. Call him to account for his destructive meddling. It won't be scary. I promise. Just keep telling yourself, "He's only a public servant - He's only a public servant". Somehow me thinks in your head you were hearing, "I can get a regular gig with a U.S. Senator out of this! I can get a regular gig with a U.S. Senator out of this !". I love you Laura. I want to have your baby. But PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE ! Don't ever let that happen again. Especially after you've spent so much time of late, lecturing on the virtues of going on the attack. Not only that, but I think it's in your job description, Oh yeah, here it is in the "Rightwing 'Shockjock' Success Manual". Page One-Sec. 1-Par.A) "Don't put the audience to sleep while simultaneously delivering the single most significant disapointment in an interview since the entire history of libs softballing libs on the lapdog medias Sunday talk shows."
You always fire us up with your energy sooooo...the next time you get "the frontrunning Presidential candidate of the G.O.P.", show me that spunk that made me love you in the first place. Show us that we, the audience, come first. Even when it comes to a big shot politician who tries to "relate" to all of us out here in the great unwashed by displaying his vast rock knowledge."Hey, Eagles, Steve Miller, it's all that same kinda junglebunny stuff right ? I really love those guys ! Oh by the way, which one's 'Pink' ?" The rest of his answers were about as substantive and full of the usual, fist with a thumb up - "I'm for that", kind of political crappola that your adoring fans expect you to not let slide. No more Laura. I can get that much confrontation on the local Muzac station.
Your everlovin', but slightly disillusioned, 2spot