Posted by
2spothipshot on Thursday, October 05, 2006 11:40:35 PM
Dearest Pinch,
Just wanted to drop a line in thanks for all of the many heads up over the last year or so. Sorry not to have been in touch too much of late, but those spec-ops guys really keep us on the run. Please know that it IS appreciated, especially the genius technique of simply putting your communiques to us in the regular circulation,thus protecting you from any "legal" difficulties. LOL One of my underlings thought we had a 1st amendment. Then we placed his head on a pike. LOL
Nice interference you've been running there too, keeping all of the spy-guys chasing after republican buggery on Capitol Hill and such.
See you at the Xmas party, your pal always, Osama.
Dear Jean Claude,
I know you love it when I call you that my darling little horsey face. Well, this is just to remind you of the promise that you made last Bastille Day. NO MORE GOP RULE ! We here at the Network of Entertainers, Wordsmiths, Killers, Liberals, Anti-semites & Nancyboys all appreciate your work demonizing the American fighting man but it just doesn't seem to be taking. Perhaps if you mention your service in Viet Nam. I can't destroy American resolve all by my lonesome now pookybear, so you just get in there and sell,sell,sell. I wired you some cash for ad time on Hanoi Janes new network (at $15 a spot, you can't beat it for a "national" network). Your Honeybunny, Christiane.
Jack,
What can I say ? You my friend are the tops. It is so good to know that whenever moral is low, all I have to do, is call on you, 'cause I've got a friend. Sorry, can't help it, James Taylor speaks to my soul. I can't believe that witch Carly left him. Anyway, the next big one will be for you bud. No more dedicating little attacks that kill/maim a few dozen candy craving school kids. No sir my friend, the one we dedicate to you will leave an entire American city in flames (or some other wonderfully horrible calamity, we'll try to surprise you). I enclosed some forms for a "Guess the Attrocity" office pool you can all have fun with down at d.n.c. headquarters.
Your comrad, Al"The Z-Man" Zawahiri
p.s. don't worry, we'll leave Pittsburgh alone...for now ! LOL