Posted by
2spothipshot on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 1:25:36 AM
Okay. This may not be what he said to Chris "Rightwing Attackdog" Wallace, but it's what I heard and I'm prepared to take a pollygraph.
1st) "the context in which this arises...I'm being asked this on the Fox News network". If you're saying, "Hey, what else is gonna happen ? I mean this is Fox after all." So what are you trying to say? It is Fox. Everyone knows that they can't be trusted not to ambush a decent democrat guy like you. Thanks for coming on & illustrating that point for us Mr. Clinton.
2nd) Words to the effect that there were 3 things wrong in a 5 hour docudrama. Well, I'm sure everyone here on the right feels your pain as ANYTHING done about us in the MSM contains around 37 all out lies before the opening credit roll is done. Oops, am I whining ? Sorry. Not very statesmanlike, is it ?
3rd) " All of President Bushes 'Neo-cons' thought...". Does that mean that W. had already installed his little zionist gremlins in the government as a pre-emptive strike at Clinton before he even became "President Bush" ? Did Pres. Bill know that Bush was going to become Pres.? Why is there NO record of these attacks from the right on Bills obsession with ubl ? I'll tell ya why. Google's in on the whole thing, that's why. LexusNexus & Haliburton got 'em to roll over.
4th) Here's where it gets kinda fuzzy. Basically, this is like Tarzan saying, "Ugh, Tarzin good, Tenant, C.I.A., 911 Cumishen bad".
5th) "Hey, 8 months, 8 years, what's the difference ? All you need to know is that I tried and when it comes to tracking down battle hardened, well organized mass murderers, any special-ops guy can tell you it's the thought that counts."
#F) As in I'm f'ed. You guys! You guys and your "won't ask the really tough questions of the other side like you ask me" tactics. I'm hip to you buddy... and your little smirk too !
Lucky #7) Here's where there is just a massive stream of incoherent thoughts and accusations including the assertion that "If I were still President, we'd have more than 20,000 troops there trying to kill him(ubl)" which is remarkably followed up with, "Now, I've never criticized President Bush..." he then alters reality once again with "We do have a government that thinks Aghganistan is only one seventh as important as Iraq". Wow ! The man just scored a perfect 10 in the mental gymnastics competition.
Now serving #8) I'm overwhelmed. I give up. You win Bill. You're a total victim who tried harder than anyone before or since to murder bin laden. I mean you contracted killers to do it. I mean, the F.B.I. & the C.I.A. wouldn't certify that he was a bad man. I mean the 911 commission report was a political document. I mean you were obsessed with the guy you didn't mention until about page 799 of a 999 page doorstop 'er, memoir. I mean, you brought peace to the middle east, jobs to the heartland and experience to a nubile young intern. Where's my chisel ? I'm goin' to South Dakota.